Looks like he's ready for a vacation.
@twistmeyer.bsky.social
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I just have a concept of a bio.
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It's a shame they went this way, I used to enjoy their AF beers.
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Can’t wait for @jaketapper.bsky.social’s book about this
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Exactly, and I can never remember which of the two I like slightly more, but not enough to seek out.
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Can we open-carry boxed wine, too?
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Next thing they'll try is to put windmills on the top to give migrants cancer.
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They're clever enough to think about painting the fence black, but not clever enough to know that gloves and nighttime exist.
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Probably some of them washed out at DoorDash.
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Half of these ICE guys were probably working at DoorDash before this.
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The only thing that would make that face more punchable would be an "Everlast" tattoo on his forehead.
