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A guy named Mike.

I have never learned how to shut the fuck up.

He/him

  1. I say “vampires” because their only vampiric qualities are having storm and wind powers (which IIRC is something Dracula does in the Bram Stoker novel) and having fangs. No one needs blood and the sun doesn’t do shit to them (although they choose to live in a magic city that’s permanent night).

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  2. The race war is between “vampires” and pyromancers called daywalkers (the vampires are unfortunately not called nightwalkers). They’re rival clans who both need “blood fruit” to survive but the last blood fruit orchard is sealed behind a magical barrier that can only be opened through teamwork.

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  3. The average rural American wants significantly cheaper healthcare, nonexistent gun control, and a white ethnostate.

    Some say that if we give them the first two, they’ll forget the third thing. Really, they’ve just convinced themselves that the guy promising the last two also likes the first one.

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