Oh, I was just joking anyway.
But the first season UK is incredibly savage.
I am morbidly fascinated by how hateful they are to each other.
It's hilarious when I ignore how appalled I am.
Chicken of Vermont
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Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt.
My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym
I'm not here for serious advice. Ever. Assume I'm nonsense.
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I see an ad for Taco Bell and wish there was a Taco Bell around here and then I remember that Taco Bell sucks.
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I like to keep a bunch of rocks in my pocket, because I never know when the opportunity to jump in a lake will find me.
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flailing like grover into the void
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If it's not my car, it's my IBS.
I'm just not meant to get to work this week.
(Oh, I'm going in today; I'm just clearly not supposed to.)
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I see people my age hiking mountains and zip lining. Meanwhile, I feel accomplished just getting my leg through my underwear without tipping over.
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wife: (opens dishwasher) oh my god are you seriously trying to run the dishwasher like this
me: (from inside dishwasher) yes
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Im tired of being the change I want to see. I want to be the billionaire
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what the world needs right now is more grey poupon
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"Love Island." It's a nightmare.
I'm not even really watching it any more, but I often keep mindless television on in the background so occasionally I catch a snippet and wish I hadn't.
