[Nodding in Black Labrador Retriever]
Our guy even has a nickname - “Bob Barker”
Vexed Patriarch 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇸🇪
@vexed-patriarch.bsky.social
19 Followers
18 Following
Perturbed. Annoyed. Vexed. Spider assassin. Irish whisky. Insulted a hooker in Copenhagen once. Lurking in Signal chats.
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18 refers to the lighted icons on her dashboard as car emojis. She had a tire pressure icon on for a bit.
I think I will refer to them as that from now on.
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Funny you say that, as 18 complains about what she is getting paid too.
A bit on her part, as she did not set a rate with them. First summer nannying experience.
Told her that she should charge IRS mileage anytime she has to drive kids anywhere.
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18 has been nannying for 2 families over the summer.
One of them is across the street & her least favorite family/kids.
Both parents are lawyers and this goes to show, just because you maybe smart, you may not be smart.
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[when my mother cooked a Cooking Light recipe]
As my stepfather said,”It’s light, I can have twice as much!”
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Welcome to adulthood, where acid reflux is a thing.
And eating a bagel can cause it.
[Narrator] “It happens to Vexed more than he cares to mention.”
