Hopefully by then they'll have a cure for random cold sores, minor neck cricks and that weird clicking thing in my wrist.
WhiskeyStu
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Irish writer/shitetalker/creative. #ActuallyAutistic
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Interviewer: It says here you’re into task stacking, how does that work?
Me, [totally getting the job]: I do Duolingo while taking a shit.
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Yes! Random injuries should be the sole preserve of youthful drunkenness not what's supposed to be my resting hours.
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Life in your 40s is being stuck in a constant cycle of minor illnesses.
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Unsurprisingly not a peep from the "keep politics out of football" brigade about the British Army sponsoring the Premier League on Sky.
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Israeli army database suggests at least 83% of Gaza dead were civilians
Classified intelligence from May reveals Israel believed it had killed ~8,900 militants in Gaza, indicating a proportion of civilian slaughter with few parallels in modern warfare.
www.972mag.com/israeli-inte...
IDF database suggests 83% of Gaza dead were civilians
Classified intelligence reveals Israel killed 8,900 militants by May, indicating an almost unparalleled proportion of civilian slaughter.
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Please stop saying invasion when referring to immigrants. An invasion is what Britain did in India or what Britain did in The West Indies or what Britain did in large parts of Africa or what Britain did in…
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Ha! There was actually a type of hash back in the day we called pollen so on a literal level, pollen made my eyes red.
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Whenever my hayfever is bad, I try to balance it out by remembering how much of a great excuse it was for why my eyes were so red when I was getting high as a teenager.
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We're about to see "AI-powered" disappear off of a lot of corporate mission statements.
