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100% cis 50% het If you say pronouns in bio I'll form a polycule with your parents and make you call me second dad. (he/him)
I found this note I wrote myself a few months ago, and it made me cry.
I thought maybe someone here might need this, too:
" Hey, you. You reading this.
I'm proud of you for being here. I know sometimes it's really hard, but you made it another day.
Keep going 💜 "
morpheus voice: you take the blue pill, you wake up in math class with a huge boner and believe whatever you want to believe. you take the red pill, you stay at this denny's and i show you how grand the slam really is
The Cracker Barrel logo change really hits hard. I used to work at a Cracker Barrel. I sucked my first dick in a Cracker Barrel parking lot.
A wise man who lived in one of the barrels used to wander the restaurant with a lamp in broad daylight searching for an honest man. I sucked him off too.
They called it a cracker barrel to assure you it was a white guy in there sucking you off.
Girl Doodles
I think it started as a DEI thing because the CEO is a woman and somehow turned into being mad about a logo. They're angry, incoherent, and strange. It's hard to follow sometimes.
A photo you took that brings you inner peace
A photo you took that brings you inner peace
i think people need a refresher on what constitutes a Distraction. the cracker barrel logo thing (zero stakes, obviously invented controversy) is a Distraction. the ongoing military occupation of washington dc (ample footage of random delivery drivers being violently detained by feds) is not
Fuck you Friday 🖕🏼
The look you get before I destroy you
