Where Babies Come From
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"process forked" —software engineer
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Alt text should really be, "Biochemist (the most juvenile of all experts): 'I fucked your mom.'"
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Physicist:
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The meteorologist description could be a euphemism for the actual act.
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📌
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As a History guy: that Alt Text tho...
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Geologist- Thrust fault.
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"Moist ground-level turbulent mixing"
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IT people (again):
We were unable to kill the child process, so it just keeps growing.
Daemons created it.
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Linguist: Probably from the babbling noises they make
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fork()
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Engineer: I’m not sure, but I bet we could do it more efficiently in the next iteration.
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"moist ground level turbulent mixing" 💀💀💀
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Thank you and kudos for not relegating us to simply an "Unknown precipitation" explanation. 😅👍
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As a software developer: Tight coupling, resulting in inheritance.
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This is why geologists can't get dates
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Child: Amazon. Everything comes from Amazon
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Pharmacist: Compounding recipe: Compoind 9E-7 mcL of oocyte with 5 mL of initial compounding vehicle. Heat at 37C for 6720 hours, regularly adding increasing volumes of secondary compounding vehicle to q.s.
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Software Testers: when mummy and daddy passed the u nut test
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Musicians: blame it on the boogie
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Think this is the most nsfw you ever had
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Unfortunately Calvin's dad is the only one who gets it right:
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Physicist: An attractive force between two masses resulting in a series of impacts and rebounds
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Paleontologist: it's believed they are an offshoot of the "human" lineage, but it's unclear whether their apparent smaller body size represents a real shift in adult body size (extreme neoteny? insular dwarfism?) or if the individuals preserved are merely from an earlier ontogenetic stage.
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Some of these are quite ew
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Sex
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The fact that software engineers are the only ones to consider it an error is extremely accurate.
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Electrical engineer: a breakdown in the insulation layer caused an irreversible avalanche event.
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NGL kinda disappointed the last one isn't a biologist that just says "Sex" lol
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Mythologists: Cleveland.
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“low impulse” - I guess astronomers need a little more thrust between the sheets
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Archeologist : Dig site proved unusually yielding to excavation tools, plaster mold made from the results.
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i feel like the geologist one should have been to do with metamorphic intrusions but maybe thats a bit too much
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primatologist:
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Title text: "Historians: Contemporaneous documentation of the initial events is often sparse, and in fact people often get testy and uncooperative when we urge better documentation for the historical record."
Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/3127#Transcript
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Cybersecurity: code injection
