Me: (birdwatching) ooo a brown one
Adam
@adamurb.bsky.social
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A little funny, and surprisingly fancy.
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I can't look Google in the eye because it knows too much about me.
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Me: the first rule of success is you gotta keep showing up
Nurse: Sir, this is an STD clinic
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unlocked the dual-wield phone class, now i can scroll and post simultaneously
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A dozen frozen drinks at a swim up bar in the Caribbean would fix me.
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Pretty much the only thing I hate about living alone is that I have to clean up even when I cook.
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i think, as a hunter, Orion should be wearing more than a belt
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Comic book accurate Wolverine
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Video games now are weird. Pretty sure I saw one called Collect All The Monster Butts.
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I wanna be Mothman when I grow up
