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I do voices and stuff. I also do marketing for things. I write and produce crap and occasionally get on stage and make people laugh. I’m open for work and comic conventions.
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When I was an Amazon driver, holidays weren’t really holidays. Nobody gets paid holidays. If the holiday falls on a day that you’re regularly scheduled, you have to make up that day to get your regular weekly hours.
Would it kill the company to give everyone real paid holidays?
Happy Labor Day.
It’s 8:30pm.
I went to a peach orchard today.
They had fry pies.
I’m signing off of socials for a bit so that I can sway back and forth in my kitchen like I’m possessed by the Alien Earth eyeball. That’s my normal state while eating fry pies.
This moment is brought to you by bachelorhood.
He won’t think twice before blasting a mantis in the face.
Don’t be dicks.
Grape Nuts isn’t a boring cereal.
It was created and is currently made to torture you. It’s as if they took a loaf if rye bread, dried it out and hammered it into tiny pieces and sprayed cat urine on them for extra flavor.
My mom eats this cereal.
