Pizza is good. Pizza is great.
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Specifically, this is diavola worship.
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Very interested.
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The Gospel of Cheezus Crust?
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Pizza is great, it is amongst the greatest inventions of all time. And if you are from NY, what makes Pizza really great is that you can grab a slice any time of the day, any day of the year anywhere in NYC.
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Last Pizza we had!
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Funny that I see this right after having a pizza for dinner.
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The pizza in that photo doesn’t look so great.
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I'm in
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i'd never miss pie study. best religion idea ever. lol.
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This is their devil.
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Can you imagine a time without tomatoes?? How many foods would be missing?
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No pepperoni
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Pizza is life 🍕
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Nah, too many subcults and heretical ideas.
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I had pizza for breakfast. I'll have it again for dinner. Along with the leftover boneless wings I got yesterday.
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Ever since the schism with the church of the flying spaghetti monster, everybody wants a piece of the action.
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1000X better than Christianity
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Surprisingly, my cat doesn't like pepperoni. But I do, especially when it's on pizza. 🤣
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all hail the pepperoni
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Is your religion: “Holy Church of Hey-We-Hit-Record-High-Numbers-This-Quarter-So-Pizza-For-Lunch-In-The-Break-room-please-Limit-Yourself-to-Two-Slices-Max”?
Because I’m in.
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Mark the Bagger?
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Looks like communion is gonna be a lot of fun! ........... an upgraded wafer!!
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Unfortunately, there would soon be a religious schism between thin crust and deep pan !
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I’m in
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That looks awful. Anything edible on that? industrial bread with industrial sausage of some sort. Pizza is great I don't know what that thing is
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Pizza is goddess food
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I too am interested in this religion. Please come in.
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That's why Judaism has so few converts.
When you lead with, "Hey, would you like to give up shrimp and bacon?" you don't get many takers.
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I am sitting in Target pick up right now buying makings for pizza🤣🙌
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As a Pastafarian I can confidently satisfy falls under out purview.
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Now thats a religion that I can have total faith in, especially if there's something like Eucharist. Call it, wholly communion?
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Makes as much sense as most religions do.
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Reading this as I consume a slice of pizza. Yes, I agree completely
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Pizza be with you.
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I worshipped the Bacon God for many years.
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I found God and he’s delicious.
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Sign me up!
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stuffed crust pizzatarian
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#amen
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More substance in one picture than the entire bible.
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Can I get an amen?
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True as far as it goes but you're completely overlooking the schism between New York style pizza lovers and Sicilian aficionados.
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Nothing like a ham and pineapple pizza.
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Is my pizza theology compatible with your pizza theology? Thin crust, no stuffed crust, no fish, no pineapple. All meats welcome, also onion, olives, green peppers, nothing hotter than jalapeno.
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Cheesey and largely about the dough?
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Pizza is the GOAT
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as a pizza worker
this is accurate
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I love making pizzas, that satisfaction of making the dough, the elasticity, then that perfect pizza sauce, mozzarella, maybe even some Gouda, then whatever toppings tickles your pickle. So will pizza be served during sermon’s?? Also when because I’m there
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I make them, so religion party at my house on Saturday!
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I'd like to join. But if any of those Pineapple Worshipers show up with their blasphemy...I want to be excommunicated. 😁😬
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And pizza be with you.
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with the holy popeoronni
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believe in chessus crust !
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I DEMAND that you stop believing in round pizza and worship my square pizza!
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I’m in!
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A slice for you. And also for you.
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I am not pizza-religious, but I am pizza-faithful.
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Glory to the Eight who are one
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Sigh me up
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Is this related to the Flying Spacetime Monster religion?
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If it also involves garlic bread I'm in!
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🙌
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Piece be with you.
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Pizza is great Pizza is good Let us thank it For our food
Amen
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Your religion makes me shit myself
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I'd rather have that pizza replace our president right now. It would do a much better job.
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I like the little "Delivered" in the lower right
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May Batman bless each and everyone of you scrolling through this thread. 🦇🦇🙏🦇🦇
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"What is the point of living?" Me: I like Pizza. I want to eat more of it
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All hail the mighty pizza!
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Amen.
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That looks like pretty awful 'pizza' to me. 'Proper' Neapolitan pizza does NOT have thick stodgy bread bulking it up. That image reminds me of Papa John or Pizza Express rubbish. Yuck.
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Pizza will never body shame you or make you feel like you don't belong
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Pizza is awesome! Thank you pizza, 🍕 for being pizza! 🍕 😊
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The united church of pizza worship…. Love me some praying at the alter of my pizza oven 😎
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1,000,000,000%
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😝😝
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Let us pray.
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Pizza is always better when ate.
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INSERT JOKE> [pineapple pizza cultist crusader]
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Might there be a gluten free crust option so I can partake? 👉🏻👈🏻🥺
It’s not a diet thing; I have celiac 🥲
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Pastafarianism
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🍍🐷🍕❓
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This is the only religion I’ll accept outside of the religion of the beard.
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….join religion with zero hate.
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Nananananananana pizza! PIZZA!
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Pizza is life
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I wanna take it out on a date 🍕
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#genius Forza pizza
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Possible name for the religion: Little Slice of Heaven
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Love it! But can't eat it yet because I am sick😭
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Ah, yes. I was lured into the backwards and bigoted world of the Baptist church as a child by promises of "games, candy, and prizes". It was Hell. "Life is Hell, but there are prizes" - Janet Frame.
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Is this the sect with pineapple on top?
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It's so good that by making it yourself tastes better, and if you also build the oven, it's the maximum!
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The only proper response..
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Pizza is good. Just not that pizza.
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If loving pizza is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
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All Pizza is GREAT! I may not understand those who put pineapple on their pizza, some may prefer calzone over pizza, but all are welcome in our Pizzaria.
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Only interested in joining the no anchovies sect.
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I’m in!
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Had an apple, garlic, roasted Shallot and honey pizza last night 🫦
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The pizza is good! The pizza is great! I surrender my stomach as of this date!
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No it isn't most of the time it's processed rubbish.
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I’m in.
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Si es finita y crujiente, más rica 😋🍕
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What's your take on pineapple on pizza like a good thing or am I going to pizza hell?
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I should point out that particular pizza is not, in fact, a Supreme Pizza.
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Is pepperoni like those little wafer things? That would work
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I believe in the power of pizza. It will solve just as many problems as praying to an invisible man in the sky.
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Interested as well here (will stay away from Pizza Hawaii though)
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Had this one last night, it might take over top spot for frozen yum...
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Good pizza great pizza game will become real life
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You Americans eat this crap? Bake your own Pizza at home! Homemade is the best way!
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My Pizza ist delicious and looks better than yours.
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May you have the strength of gluten and the flexibility of mozzarella.
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It’s gotta at least be better than our current White House occupant
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It's not just for breakfast anymore!
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All hail to the circle of life
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Excuse me sir, do you have some time to talk about deep dish?
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Might I also offer up Cats and Too Much Caffeine for consideration?
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Pizza is good. Pizza is wise.
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Yes!! I’d sign up 🙂
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Heretic, pizza is square
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Time for a deep dish vs flat schism!
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What sayeth the Law on Pineapple?
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Pizza!! 🍕🍕
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I like pizza..... Mmmm Hmm
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my very first ai idea was hot n ready sermons. served up fresh. any religion, any topic.
I'm all for pizza as a religion 😅
So much better.
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Blessed be thy pepperoni.
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That kind of looks like a Dominos or Pizza Hut pizza, so I'm very skeptical about it being characterized as "great."
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I like pizza it's great
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All religions are CULTS
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“Hail pepperoni, full of grace, blessed art thou among toppings…”
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as long as Hawaiian pizza is included
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Lombardi’s Sliced Meatball etc…
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Is there any dogma? Like, do I get kicked out if I use a fork and knife? Are there factions, like thick crust versus thin crust?
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Already a member. 😋🍕🍕🍕
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Only pizza from New Haven!!
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Our tradition is Pizza Sunday. A sample of a few
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Agreed
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we mush join the religions of Burgers and pizza and join the 2 to make one massive religion around burgers and pizza
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All hail pizza. Pizza is love. Pizza is life. Praise pizza forever.
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It's the Pizzarastafarian!
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If not, you can always try the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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The church of freezer pizza? No thanks...
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Oh great pepperoni pope may your cheesiness shine down upon us as we all rise with the dough to make a crust covered in sauce. Amen 🙏
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That’s not pizza 😭😭
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Nice. My religion is cake.
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Let me thank you for my plate!
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Pizza is...godlike?
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The above image is not just a pie, but a peperoni pie, the one true pizza topping.
In a now long life dedicated to the study of pizza, having lived in North Jersey and worked in NYC I believe the best peperoni pie I've enjoyed is at Brothers Pizza in the borough of Staten Island.
Praise Pizza.
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As a New Yorker I would also like to join this religion
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Pizza is the best, everyone ‘s got a flavor
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Stuff Crust is the one true religion.
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Kinda reminds me of that "Pizza Time Pizza" series.
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We surrender our will As of this date
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❤️🍕
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The great Pineapple Schism killed millions though.
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I’ve been a congregant for way over 50 years
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Looks like a pretty sub-par pizza! But I do enjoy the sentiment here 🍕
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The feed is feeding tonight
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Especially pepperoni. It's the best
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I’m in
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thank you for our food amen
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Pizza.. triangle pieces form a circle in a square box!
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...Let's put pizza on our plate.
Amen.
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And we like it on our plate.
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As a kid .. I was all about "Toppings" The More the better.
As a Classy, Pizza informed adult I KNOW Pepperoni Pizza is the only way to go.
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Pizza is like politics. You simply can't get 20 people to agree on the same topping.
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"Whoso eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, hath eternal life; and I will raise him up at the last day."
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😀
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We attended services on Friday night, it was a lovely service with double pepperoni.
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Pizza is like sex. Even if it really is bad, You still had pizza.
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#Askmeaboutpizza #prayingforsalivation #suprempizzabeing
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Compared with Jesus, at least pizza is real.
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Our gods.
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I practice Pepperoni Scrying, I see Good Fortunes in their Pepperonis!
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Not the pizza you are showing.
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@progrockdude.bsky.social literally you XD
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And so are you🫡
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