The only reason to ever use ketchup is if you’re forced to eat freezer-burned steak fries and you have literally no other condiment in the house
Asher Langton
@asherlangton.bsky.social
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Malicious software researcher. Technical debt collector. Aspiring woodturner. Former bus driver. He/him. Durham, NH.
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3 from 2025, but most of the acts from 2007. I'm pretty sure one of my teenage bands even shared a bill with Slightly Stoopid back in the '90s, probably at Soma in SD?
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Exact same 3, lol. (I'm 48.)
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anyone could fall for a watermarked video of AOC talking on the House floor about how men who "crank one out" to Sydney Sweeney are racist.
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- It’s so fake and also labeled as fake!!!
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Remember when Freddie falsely accused Malcolm Harris of rape and then promised to “abandon social media permanently?” I wonder how that’s going.
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Ferdie Freddie how old are you going to be, still doing this? Are you going to be in your 50s, writing the dumbest fucking contrarian shit and getting dunked on daily? This is no way to for an adult to behave.
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If anyone is curious about the current list of search terms being used by right wing activist organizations to harass university professors, here's a public records request I received today from Mike Howell of the Heritage Foundation. Not intimidating or meant to curtail by my speech at all, right?
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When you share this image, you are blindly repeating one of the most unapologetic, vile pieces of transphobia ever uttered on television. Spitting on Brandon Teena's grave for Internet points. I'm posting this because I still see it randomly posted without any context.
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Maybe Bill Gates can be shamed into stepping up?