a 15 year old girl man. we are spending hundreds of millions of dollars harassing hot dog vendors with tax dollars because big balls got his ass beat by a 15 year old girl (and the story i've heard since is not a carjacking, but he was trying to pick her up)
Big Balls had better never be able to live this down for the rest of his life
gets up to use the restroom
"do you need a marine escort? should we call the FBI?"