Hip Gnosis
@brandonwjones.bsky.social
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Brandon W. Jones. Novelist, short story and screenwriter. Descended from both circus freaks and Viking legends. Less interesting than my forebears. Round Earth conspiracist. No DMs
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Being perfectly honest, there were a few years there when I wasn't entirely certain what my wife's last name was. It's Jones, in case you're wondering.
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I'm going to start demanding the Pulitzer.
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Pedo Cheeto.
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Also, to be clear, PragerU isn't educational.
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I think we should start by injecting bleach. After all, it was his idea.
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Some real Meal Team 6 energy going on there. With hard training like that he'll be able to take a sandwich to the midriff, no problem.
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BREAKING: Search of John Bolton's home yields giant tub of mustache wax.
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The one and only time I ever ate at a Cracker Barrel was with a genuine southern cracker, so I feel my time with the franchise is complete.
