This just in:
Republicans to hold hearings on misleading and woke pharmacies that allow transgender cars to crash into Soros backed buildings, that are powered by windmills and Obama.
Obviously proof that the Epstien files are a hoax.
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But what if I don't want to think anymore?
I'm old and grumpy.
At least, that's what my AI porn star girlfriend told me.
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Oh thank God.
And here I thought I was going to have to breathe clean air.
NEW: EPA to revoke 2009 finding that climate pollution endangers humans.
EPA to revoke 2009 finding that climate pollution endangers humans
The repeal of the finding on the dangers greenhouse gases pose to human health and welfare will face fierce legal challenges.
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This makes sense.
In other news, Grover reports feeling "about as fucking blue as he's ever been."
“Small children from poor or middle-class families who watch ‘Sesame Street’ do better on cognitive tests and in first grade than children who do not watch it,” Renata Adler wrote, in 1972.
The Invention of “Sesame Street”
Renata Adler’s 1972 review of the program that revolutionized children’s television.
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And that is exactly why.
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But...Donald says we're doing so much winning that soon we'll be "tired of winning."
Inflation is gone Egg prices are down We lowered drug prices by 1500% For $9.99 you'll get weather alerts Kidnappings are up, and WWIII is close.
We should all be saying SIR, thank you.
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Right?
