“Have you heard the good moose?”
Uncle Duke
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Exhausted and dehydrated, I slowly walk the last few steps. “This has to be it,” I think to myself. Taking a deep breath, I close my eyes and turn the handle, whispering a little prayer as I step through. I open my eyes and the last trickle of hope leaks away. I am still in IKEA.
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Important scientific advancements have slowed considerably since 1948.
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After the resounding success of his 1942 film, the drug-fueled orgies at Bambi’s Beverly Hills mansion became the stuff of Hollywood legend.
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well that escaladed quickly
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♫ Feel the rhythm with your hands ♫ Steal the rhythm while you can
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I honestly can’t think of anything worse than if it were raining men
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"Apocalypse traffic" could mean gridlock or no sign of anybody anywhere, please be specific when you come to me on this the day of how much beef jerky I need
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In lieu of extreme stress, I’ve decided to continually emit a low-decibel hum for the next 21 days.