the lack of crispness in the detailing of this is so funny to me. truly Temu level shit
Pic 1: Oval Office Pics 2, 3, and 4: Hôtel de la Marine
rental aesthetic
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I'd honestly take the pic on the right
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i read that as renal 🤦🏻
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Bizarre.
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The picture on the right reminds me of when I was at Ft. Gordon and they’d make us paint the barracks. If you found a spot that peeled or chipped, it was a thick piece that had layer of every color Sherwin Williams ever produced.
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In my last rental I cut through those stalagtites with a razor blade, exposing the geode-like layers of paint within
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My apartment has a better paint job and the landlord painted over part of a MIRROR before I moved in.
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I don’t know how you found this photo of my window sill. That’s my pre-war-plus-20-layers-of-paint apartment right there.
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🤣 looks like that cause its most assuredly all wood that was painted. actual gold pressed into shapes would have more definition, imho
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I had to look at my windowsill real quick to make sure this wasn't literally my apartment.
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The wall behind that casing is cracking, just like our laws.
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Looks more like TeSSla build quality to me
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It’s f’n gross‼️
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Is that a dog that Kristi Noem shot?
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☠️
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I swear that I always just assumed that the gold in his hotels was mostly just plastic and that the paint would be peeling in a few of the bathrooms.
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Not the Landlord Special 💀😂😂
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Funny. I have this situation going on in my house. Don't know whether to strip the paint or replace the trim.
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A few weeks ago somebody here on Blue sky found those exact decorations on Etsy or something like that. They were plastic or plaster and just painted gold. I think $50 was the most expensive one.
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Its like when Chubbs gives Happy his hockey still putter and says "that is the exact same putter as I use... slightly modified"
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Faux Versailles, and not a good faux at that. Or Versailles.
Seriously there are those that can make a rental look amazing. This is the opposite of that.
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Looking at the details the painting job is terrible. Obviously your point too, but I had no idea. Just thought all the gold was tacky.
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Flipping the White House on the cheap, back to his rental days in Queens 😝
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accurate, because they literally just painted over the existing woodwork
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He’s here! The Phantom of the White House!
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Hourly rental!
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Too funny ⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️ 👼🏾
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Temu Mussolini
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Terrible workmanship
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Siiiiiick burn.
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So great that taxes paid for this and will pay for the hours of restoration work after he is gone
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rocaca
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Yes!
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it is made of plastics
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Hey, leave my eastern polish peasant aesthethic alone. Yes, it's send from china
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I have a younger family member who I buy a cherub Christmas decoration for every year as a joke and I'm pretty sure this was 2019's bought from Wilkinsons reduced to 25p in the January sale
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It's giving "Christmas ornament I picked up at the supermarket". Bigly.
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Hobby Lobby gold craft days sale, now on!
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Is it from Hobby Lobby?
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Worst part is if any Democrat in the future decides to take any of it down they'll be accused of changing history, enforcing their bias on a historic political building, and/or wasting taxpayers money to do so.
Literally what the Orange Squawkbox has already done to put up all this cheap trash.
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Gaudy-tacky-cheap-as FAKE as can be! Disgusting….
Mara-lardo disgusting…..
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✨Land lord special: gold edition✨
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A bit of gold paint spatter 🥴
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It gets better: who was the contractor, and what was he paid... somewhere Trump got a kickback.. It's what Trump excels at.. Graft
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He’s not leaving, is he?
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We must see the cherub’s celulite gosh darn it
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We need this 👇🏼
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Casino Royale with Cheese 👑🧀
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Well, 2029 isn't long from now and then this shit is GONE.
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Shit...I wish landlords out here would paint over the existing window frame. What they actually do is rip it out and replace it with soul crushingly ugly pencil-thin vinyl
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Hahahaha
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They bedazzled the White House 🤦♀️
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Both are probably encasing lead paint.
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Straight out of a downmarket wedding hall in Queens.
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Savage.
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It’s the Sistine Chapel of kitsch — glorious, gaudy, over the top.
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Oooh! The US also has “the landlord special”? Do you also paint over light switches when you do that?
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Omg zoom in at the top panels, there’s paint overrun at the top that makes even my painting look good.
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Archidicktural Digest
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It’s the perfect analogy for him, though, a thin shiny veneer over worthless, cheap chalky plastic.
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My God this is a spot on take
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Lipstick on a pig 😂
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Merrick Garland needs to go down in history as the guy who allowed fascism to happen in America. He should have pulled out all the stops to investigate all Trump's crimes as soon as he was appointed to office. I am beyond disgusted with that asshat.
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That’s one of the shittiest paint jobs I’ve ever encountered.
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tbf the people forced to install this shite probably hope to be tearing it down in 3.5 years or fewer
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Someone please give Brent Hull a sniper rifle.
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They don't even fit!
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Very Trump! Not very crisp!!!
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It’s also 50 Shades of Gold. Warm gold and too-warm-gold mixed with antique gold and tarnished gold (which looks off totally off).
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Trump should have called in Putin's decorator if he wanted St. Petersburg Rococo
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“Drips of paint have formed like stalactites” lol
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Renters paint better than this Money but no taste, care or smarts
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As the late Rick Masters once said, "Your taste is in you ass, Mr. TRUMP"
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The bad news is the decor will be the easier thing to rectify after he leaves.
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Christ Jesus, they’re not only overspending on tacky opulence, they’re overspending on badly executed tacky opulence.
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It's a product from Midas Metals in Germany , is a spray on polymer that when polished can look like any metal link👇
I know because Im also a trades man specializing in high end quality finishing
https://midasmetall.de/etals
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Reminds me of this
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This stuff has all the intracacy of cheap Christmas decorations.
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Tbh, my guess is that it's schlagmetal (imitation gold leaf) or paint with mica. Genuine gold leaf looks much smoother and conforms to edges/bevels more 🤔
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'Trashy Trump'
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Done by the "makeup artist" who spray paints him daily to save money.
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i have this gilded plastic snail i bought at a museum gift shop and it looks like that
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hell, maybe the current white house does represent a kind of everyman americana--just the kind where it's a layer of "luxury" on top of cheap mdf that won't last more than a few years
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I painted my ‘landlords special’ with red Sharpie©️to give it some meaning 🧛🏻♂️ and I had a stab at some subsistence remediation 🩹👷🏻♂️ Just take it off the rent would ya!!
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😂😂
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Worse. Many times worse.
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Plastic stick-on decor picked up at Dollar General.
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😂
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ok that pic on the right is from the apartment i'm in right now how did you do that
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0 class.
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