Read that as Romanian cyberpunk guys and honestly id read that novel

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Read that as Romanian cyberpunk guys and honestly id read that novel
If I got my ass kicked up and down the street by two children I would definitely tell my drug addled racist friend with 20 million followers about it
"Also everything you buy regularly is about to become more expensive, your food is gonna have contamination not seen since the McKinley era, your hospitals are gonna close down, and we took your Medicaire money to build Versailles on the White House."
"Hey, you know how we left all those girls to die in floodwaters after our local equivalents turned down disaster prep funding that might've saved them? Anyway we're showing you we CAN swing into action immediately IF it means we can steal some seats. Can't save your kids, though, to be clear."
The 2026 backlash is gonna be apocalyptic
Y'all, I think my (extremely conservative) dad is becoming a bit of a resist lib? He unprompted on the phone told me about how the president said that he was "entitled" to 5 more seats in Texas to which he said "The fuck you are, motherfucker!"
I'm sorry the comments on a NEWS 12 PAGE are that? That's not a red flashing light that's a fucking tornado siren.
My favorite part is that Curtis Yarvin, who said it was a mere 8 men, must be part of the cover up
Seriously I hope someone asks these folks whether the MPD should release these apparently innocent teenagers who apparently got framed
Curtis Yarvin summoned all his esoteric racism for this one to hide the fact big balls got beat by two kids including a girl lmao
WAIT I THINK I FIGURED OUT WHERE THIS CAME FROM
Look at where he got jumped according to WaPo and what restaurant name is right there:
LMAOOOOO "7 or 8 black teens" downgraded to "a couple of kids including a girl"
God I was so hoping it was a targeted Romanian mafia jumping