Since being obsessed with the England's Women's football success, my wife has taken to exclaiming "Russoooo!" in a mockney accent when climaxing; I find it equally annoying and arousing.

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  1. Are you sure it's not just cover for the fact that she shouted "Harder James!" last time, and she had to claim it was 2 Chelsea players instead of your brother?

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  2. Married men don't have sex, or indeed, make their wife climax.

    I call shenanigans

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