Filling a gym sock full of roofing nails in case the mormons send any more paladins to my door. My god is angry god, Travis, and ye will taste of Her wrath
harpy
@harpy.party
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she/her 18+ venmo @Harpy_Party cashapp $harpypartyy http://ko-fi.com/harpyparty best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:krrs7hdbwys5nljm6rbwar66/feed/aaaoo2u6cedre nudes 4 tips: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:krrs7hdbwys5nljm6rbwar66/feed/aaagcgyelw7ii
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if i ever become a bad person i hope someone throws a delicious subway sandwich at me
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Nice try buddy but I don’t let the moon tell me when to wax my gibbon
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secretly planning a Heinous Dinner
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oh I'm sorry playboy I didn't hear your hushed footfalls
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tfw he's in
You're in.
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An entire turd of shit
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I'm glad I'm not an influencer. if anyone is ever influenced by me it is because they are a Dumbass
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I wish I was chained up in the top room of a tower, held captive by an evil wizard
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check out this rose that i made
