This must be why Republicans don't do anything that might benefit their constituents. Could be considered a bribe.
Daz
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The Trump parody tweets are pretty good too. Not enough to warrant a vote for him in a primary in 2028, but a decent morale boost right now.
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It's a breakthrough! All the atrocities Trump has ever committed are due to the unresolved trauma inflicted by Bela Lugosi's death when Trump was ten years old.
wut
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Of course not, you don't have the requisite 96 years experience.
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An AI, having been accused of alluding to the touchability of a 12-year-old's curves: "Come one, man! She said she was 13!"
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Somehow that's still more cogent, and the asides too on-topic, than Trump's actual tweets.
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It's what plants crave!
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It's a defense mechanism. Without a clear understanding of its head's position, nobody can rotate that cow in their mind.
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As long as it has its own knob. Otherwise it seems impractical. What do you do if you get shampoo in your eyes?
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"So you cheat in response to something you think is cheating."
Funny how gerrymandering is called "something you think is cheating" when R's are doing it, but when D's do the same thing in response, that's called "cheating."
