[looking at the gettysburg address]
“that sign won’t stop me because i can’t read”
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WOW what a sad photo.
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"Hey, we got further North than Robert E. Lee!"
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The decline of an empire...
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"This guy was too woke. Do we have handcuffs big enough for him?"
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Lincoln would've sent Grant to beat all their asses.
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“Careful, he’s got a sandwich!”
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I know there are drugs around here somewhere.
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Abe who?
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Who brought the dildo?
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Pissing on America's democracy
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"It's 420 somewhere."
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Words are hard, mmmkay.
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No fucking clue who that is
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who is this guy
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Lincoln: I’d stick my foot so far up your backside, you’d be licking my boot! 💙
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Maybe an “aha” moment…
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This isn’t the weed spot is it?
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"He was a Republican?"
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Abe: "Four dummies and seven-year-old mentalities ago, our forefathers would be ashamed of you cosplay soldiers roamin' around DC like you tough guys."
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What the f**** do you think you’re doing? Arrest the felon!
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If the camera were on the Lincoln side of these creeps, you'd see their tiny pink dicks poking out a little, pissing. They definitely are, look at their postures.
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They're not so busy...but trying not to think of the interrupted real investigations they can't work on because of this idiotic deployment.
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Our taxes at work…
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Are they playing tourist while they terrorize their own neighbors and citizens? Gross. Just so fucking gross.
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Maybe we shouldn't be here.. do you think the pres knows what he's doing?? This just doesn't feel right.. is this what we signed up for.
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“Where’s Maria Von Trapp? Curses she has to be close!
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“Great place to piss on”
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“Nazis piss on symbol of freedom.”
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Are they gonna deport HIM too?! Cowards
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They don’t live in Lincoln’s America’s. The live in Jefferson Davis’ failed confederacy. They’ve never left it. It’s a huge issue; they lost & I’m sick of indulging them.
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Just looking to interview a new applicant... is there a Mr Booth here?
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“We got his address now let’s go git him!”
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I have no respect for any federal agent working for Donald Trump
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"You mean I gotta climb way up there just to use the urinal?"
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I remember reading the Gettysburg address as a teenager in the 90s and wondering at the concept of "any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure". America seemed so unassailable, the democratic ideals it espoused so secure, odd to think of democracy as fragile. Seems a long time ago now
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"Who's that?"
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"You know, he was a Republican."
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"Who is that guy?"
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"That guy in the chair looks kinda foreign. Can I shoot 'im?"
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We are paying a lot of tax dollars for these guys to go sight seeing.
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hypocrisy
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They look out of place!!!!
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Swine Before Pearls.
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"What if he gets up and hits us ?"
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“I don’t know, but he said to bring it over.”
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“I swear eternal hostility to all forms of tyranny over the mind of man.” TJ
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"Contest. See who pees closest up to Lincoln's head. Winner gets to raid the next school bus ."
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I can't even, with this, because all I can see is that one dipshit's haircut.
Did he find a way to combine the mullet, the high-and-tight, the fauxhawk, and the man-bun?
Jesus, dude, working for ICE dries pussies up fast enough, on its own. You didn't have to go that bananas.
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“So this is the guy who started the War of Northern Aggression?”
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"Man, the best thing about this DEA gig is getting to pee on Lincoln Statues."
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How are we going to get it off the base to replace it with Jeff Davis.
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"The battered ankles of our nature."
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“I was here 10 years ago… right before the first time I got fired from my county police job for excessive force and neglect. The last time I was here was three years ago after I got fired from my third policing job for (checks notes)… excessive force and neglect.”
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Contemplating how many slaves they’d own had they won the civil war.
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“Think this’ll fit in the van?”
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Is buddy on the left carrying the snacks for the field trip?
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Manboys (Dressed like soldiers) Litter the Lincoln Memorial While struggling to read the inscription.
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"I don't know. He looks kinda foreign to me"
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Are we just paying for them to tour the city?
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They want Trump’s up there.
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i can't read and you can't make me
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“Trump wants this removed and replaced with his statue
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They are like, I think this is history stuff man!
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“That dude in the chair looking kinda sus. Let’s do a loiter charge.”
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“How long before we get to tear this statue down too?”
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DEA agents urinating on Lincoln
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Cuff him! He’s resisting!
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The civil war was about states rights, Jethro.
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An oxymoron
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Not in DC so it’s hard to ascertain what proportions of the whole these two groups are…. But it seems like there’s a group of Federal agents trying to be hard asses and another group kinda just strolling around and site seeing.
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👍🏿👍🏼👍🏻👍🏾👍🏽
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"who's that guy in the chair?"
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Winner
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Staff duty sucks
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WHY ARE WE HERE
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They are sloppy as hell looking.
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“Google who was Lincoln?”
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They're arresting Lincoln for crimes against the (human) property-owning class.
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“That sign won’t stop me because i can’t read” 🔥 🎤
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And once again, they went to the wrong address.
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"another fucking homeless degenerate, let's get him out of here"
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It should be mandatory for every agent, officer, soldier and cos-playing ICE/DHS operative in Washington to stop by the, National Archives Museum, and view the founding documents and take the time to READ the Constitution❗
What am I saying read, never mind.
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The government could save enough money to end homelessness in the U.S. if they simply dumped a useless agency like the DEA
Full out, just dump the whole org, hundreds of millions to billions almost immediately
For nothing, these goons just steal peoples dope and sell it again
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The Bad news bears lost without a clue!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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DEA. Because they don’t have better things to do.
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DEA… so they’re not DEI?
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“We’re the party of Lincoln.”
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Let Abe’s haunting them begin.
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I’m just waiting to see what they are going to do about Gettysburg national park. I guess shot it down entirely because…. How do you white wash the civil war and the confederacy?!!!
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"He freed who?"
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Does this performance qualify us for SAG?
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ICE agents: who's this?
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I don't know whether to feel insulted, chilled, or just mournful.
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“Four chodes and many years to go…”
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Lincoln is crying.
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Jackass 4! Maybe just 4 jackasses.
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Grapes of Wrath before they are trampled....
Battle Hymn of The Republic.....
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Nothing going on at mall, let’s sightsee. Wonder who this guy is?
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The most troubling part of this period in history is how he was able to turn these agencies against the American people.
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Noem said Trump wants us to do what? Are we really going to remove Lincoln's statue and replace it with Jefferson Davis?
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I’m so thrilled that the world’s drug problem is solved so that DEA agents can be reassigned to Standing Around duty.
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“GROK IS THIS TRUE???”
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“I wonder what he would say to us?“
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"So who brought the trump head and how do we replace it exactly?"
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Glad to know they are being paid tourists
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Like the apes looking at the Statue of Liberty and no Charlton Heston.
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“[Aloud] With charity towards all, with malice towards none.” “Sounds suspicious. I say we cuff the bastard.”
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"I've summoned you here so you can explain to me how you went so f'ing wrong."
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“Anybody know who this old white dude is”?
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Amazing photo.
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Papers please.
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"Is that guy in the chair here legally? He LOOKS illegal."
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Doing tourism
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I hate to say this, but it looks like they're taking a piss. It wouldn't be out of character.
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Oh, this is the asshole who freed the n.(remembers guy standing to his left).
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"No, you try putting the cuffs on him!"
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Who made that? Michelangelo?
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A bunch of dumbasses wondering who they’re looking at.
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“We need a statue of Donald Trump here.”
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"I don't know...that is a BIG guy, and he's just sitting there, like he's above it all. We'd better call for backup. In fact, have the Airborne troops arrived yet?"
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“We could saw off the head and put a big golden bust of trump on top…”
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Checks out.
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When I saw this as I was scrolling, I honestly thought, "Is that dude on the right peeing on the Lincoln Memorial?!"
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I am a piece of shit, who can’t stand up and not take an order to do shitty things.
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Norman Rockwell would be impressed.
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Got those hot dog neck rolls.
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I just can’t. They shame one of our most sacred places- I have always felt like the Lincoln Memorial was like a temple. This must stop.
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The time to learn history is before you start making it.
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“How the hell do we tear it down? Or do we just blow it up?”
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"So this is the monster who helped end slavery. Orange daddy says this guy is no good."
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Hey! Move on. You can't sleep here.
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are they peeing?
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I know Bill Mauldin had another context in mind for this but it certainly is appropriate for these times as well.
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I dont think we are in dixie anymore..
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“Who dis?”
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🇺🇲🙄
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Dude, why're you taking this stupid shot? What did he do anyway?
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Let's hope they also visit the Jefferson Memorial and read the inscriptions there.
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"LIncoln was woke"
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"Looks suspicious to me. Is he one of those Newport Beach actors?"
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When I visited the memorial with my dad on the honor flight I had to fight back tears because of the sacrifices made so we could be free. Trump is burning that all down!
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"Pepper spray doesn't have any effect, Herr Kommissar, that guy's HUGE"
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I need a larger set of cuffs
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My first thought was that they were urinating, and it saddens me that I might've not been wrong.
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How about " we believe the wrong side won in the 1st Civil War. Jefferson Davis's statue should sit there"
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As an immigrant I had a dream to see that very image & my son made it possible last September I am so glad I got to see it before this felon got in. Sad that we have a convicted felon disrespecting ALL THAT MANY HAVE SERVED, DIED FOR. 🥲🥲WE HAVE TI STAND UP, AND USE OUR VOICES TO GET the felon GONE.
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‘Who’s this guy in the big chair?’
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Irony is lost on this "administration".
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Klansmen in army cosplay. Friggin douchebags.
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See those fasces? And they call us fascists.
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That guy held the Union together through a rebellion and now the current pathetic excuse for a president is trying to rip it apart.
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“Who’s this guy?”
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Do you think Trump will take down the Lincoln Memorial and put himself there in its place?
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“Missed the point”
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"hurry up and zip up, dude; we've got to get moving to the next raid."
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"Deporting democracy."
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😥
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Make sure we keep the homeless from honoring Lincoln.
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"This is the shittiest assignment ever."
Remember, the sandwich thrower was an off duty DOJ employee.
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"We should drag him out of that chair for freeing the slaves and replace him with our hero Trump"
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Shadow Puppets
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"hard to judge his skin tone through all the marble, ehhh" grabs their zip ties
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They have more protection from guns than kids in schools do.
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“Shame…Shame…Shame”
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“The boss sez we gotta undo this man’s work.”
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‘’Who’s THIS irrelevant asshole? Is there some other statue we can put here?’’
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If they could at least read the “Respect” sign!
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“Arrest him.”
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Somebody's enjoying their vacation.
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Interesting that Lincoln's armrest is supported by fasces, a term with two meanings: either a bundle of sticks representing the power of a magistrate OR, more basically, a bunch of faggots.
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Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived, and so dedicated, can long endure.
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Who’s this old guy and why’d they make him so big?
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From Glory To Disgrace: The Downfall Of A Party, And A Nation
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How long before protestors figure out where these brownshirts are staying?
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"Who's go the fucking jackhammer?"
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"Hmmm...Abraham...I knew a Mexican named Abraham. Alright Lincoln, you're coming with us!"
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I would have shot that 🤬 in the head too
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Perfect
