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You forgot the tuna sandwich hand grenade
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And just like that, an entire new genre of satire is born.
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Nuclear option
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I needed the clarification of my future choice of sandwiches to know which to choose if ever in battle!!ππ€£
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You missed Party Subs = Weapon of Mass Destruction!
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Sliders are easily concealed and may need additional regulation π
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Choose your weapons.
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A Domestic Terrorist, in 1911 America, go figure... π₯ π₯ͺ
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I feel like egg salad becomes a WMD in this format
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2 100 kiloton nukes
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Now Iβm trying to figure out the shotgun. Maybe a sloppy joe?
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Everyone should try the 6β Border Patrol Buster. It can be launched from a distance, thus allowing for greater safetyβ¦
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Subway should come out with the Felony Sub... π
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This'll have them calling for stricter bun control...
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You need a permit for those..
Unless you live in an Open Face state
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Assault with a deli weapon
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So clever
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I am armed and dangerous with a chicken salad sammich.
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Cashier: Will that be done in or carry out? Me: I better dine in. I havenβt qualified for my CC license
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So, what's new, they've been telling us for ages that fast food's deadlyπ Now, where did I put my sub-machine gun?
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Literally got to "smoothbore" before my brain recognized this as a firearms comparison.
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Bio-weapon β οΈ
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Stand your ground.
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Hahahahaha! Best post of the week @josiahhawthorne.bsky.social
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Submachine sandwich
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Sharing. Tnx
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I absolutely feel lobbing these would de-escalate a situation much quicker and more times than not if used in lieu of tasers or βlessβ lethal ammunitions.
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Don't forget.. A grilled cheese sandwich with EXTRA sharp cheddar..
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Bwahahahahahahahaha...good one!
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Yum , and wondering which ones travel the furthest
