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  1. Jon: I don't know how to ride a dragon.

    Denarius: Nobody does until they ride a dragon.

    Jon: What if he doesn't want me to?

    Denarius: Then I've enjoyed your company, Jon Snow.

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  2. The Department of Homeland Security is holding up more than $100 million preapproved dollars intended to help hurricane-battered North Carolina clean up storm damage and fix infrastructure, according to documents obtained by The Post.

    Communities across the region still need to be reimbursed for about a hundred projects including debris removal, waste water treatment repairs, roads and bridges, damaged buildings and parks, as well ...

    DHS is delaying millions in already approved North Carolina recovery funds, documents show

    Communities across the region still need to be reimbursed for about a hundred projects including debris removal, waste water treatment repairs, roads and bridges, damaged buildings and parks, as well ...

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  3. So it cost Americans money, even when Ford "ate" the tariffs.

    How long do you think they're going to do this? Especially now that steel and aluminum are more expensive?

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  4. Only shitlicking worm-fucked morons think all viruses are bad. Hepatitis A protects us from Hep-C, for example.

    A universal vaccine would wreck the global biome- removing a whole phylum would eliminate processes regulating population size in various species.

    www.nature.com/articles/nrm...

    Viruses have traditionally been thought of as pathogens, but many confer a benefit to their hosts and some are essential for the host life cycle. In this Review, Marilyn Roossinck describes beneficial...

    The good viruses: viral mutualistic symbioses - Nature Reviews Microbiology

    Viruses have traditionally been thought of as pathogens, but many confer a benefit to their hosts and some are essential for the host life cycle. In this Review, Marilyn Roossinck describes beneficial...

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