For those keeping track. Trump put himself in charge of the Kennedy Center, then invited himself to host the awards, then told himself he was President and "do I have time?" but humbly accepted the offer from himself before praising himself for honoring himself like no one else would.
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Made it past the first round of interview for a job as a political content writer. Fingers crossed.
If you can't stand Marjorie Taylor Greene, are you "lack-toes intolerant."
Is it true Jesse Watters middle name is Toilet?
It's important to note there are actual cases where this sort of thing has been duplicated by criminals to rob, rape, and kill people.