it's wild to post this when a more realistic version of it actually happened and it was conservatives who refused the treatment
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He nominated a dog rapist who thinks cancer is a gift from god to lead HHS
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I have cancer right now
Had I a choice, I'd choose cancer every time b/c research, brilliant scientists, & healthcare professionals are saving my life, cheering me on, & managing me!
GOP is anti-science, anti-healthcare, anti-humanity & self-centered AF. It is they who are destroying care & cures
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It's not like RFK just KILLED any chance at a cancer vaccine, though..
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Operation warp speed had a near cure but thanks to comrade Rogan they had to 86 it.
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If I woke up one morning to the headline, "Trump cures cancer!", I would rightly assume that the Professor, Wade, Rembrandt and myself were in the wrong universe and we needed to Slide our asses back home.
And a theoretical cookie to anyone who gets that reference.
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Also, the HPV vaccine is an effective cure for several cancers, yet RFK Jr tells people to reject it so…
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Every accusation is a confession
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Donald trump is also the most pro-cancer president in American history. Just decimating our ability to work toward a cure for cancer in every conceivable way
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See also the HPV vaccine. Which literally prevents cancer, but is on every anti-vaxxer’s hit list.
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Does Matt know he’s canceled cancer funding this round? Does Matt understand that Dems think operation warp speed (dumb name) is like the only positive thing we think he did last go round?
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One of the hallmarks of MAGA is they go all in on stupid.
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These guys thrive on victimhood, because it's the easiest way for them to try to justify being shitty human beings.
Also, Donald Trump would never discover the cure for cancer because Donald Trump doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself.
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Oh. I thought that said if Trump died of cancer that Dems would celebrate in the streets, and... I mean, yeah. Obviously.
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He's conservative, no thinking allowed
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I wanted those vaccines SO BAD so I remember there were this Democrats online who politicized it by claiming they wouldn't be safe. (I did understand why they didn't trust Trump.) Anyway, they were amenable to evidence and quieted down but it is a lesson we can all be affected by fascist nonsense.
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And then did everything to destroy it.
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See if Trump found the cure for cancer, the treatment would be 5 million dollars even if it cost next to nothing. And if most people couldn't afford it, he wouldn't give two shits. So yea, Dems would be mad about it.
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As if Trump could fucking spell cancer, let alone cure it.
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covid vax doesn't stop the spread or cure anything lol if anything this is proof that republicans don't have blind allegiance to any leader for absolutely anything they say or do lol you proved a different point 😂
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Every accusation is a confession etc etc
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"if President Trump somehow cured cancer"
It is a cult. Dear Leader doesn't cure disease, that's the efforts of scientists, researchers, and doctors. It is a cult.
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It is always projection. Always.
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That's a whole new level of irony, isn't it? Like, the plot of a bad sci-fi movie where the cure for cancer gets derailed by conspiracy theories and misinformation.
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didn't trump's admin just kill research into cancer-curing mrna vaccinations lol
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so many idiotic people believe this BS
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Like the covid vaccines were developed under Trump's watch and we saw how that landed with conservatives...
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Unlike Republicans, the rest of us are able to acknowledge when someone we despise still does something good.
Maybe he would actually EARN that Peace Prize he goes on about if he were to do something like this instead of wrecking the CDC because they disagreed with him during his first term...
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I am a Democrat and my husband has terminal cancer. This is the biggest pile of BS. Cancer patients and their families are begging the Trump Administration not to hinder Cancer research. Does he seriously think we want our loved ones to die to stick to Trump?
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This was posted TODAY?!
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Doesn't COVID make you more likely to develop certain types of cancer lol
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Then he'd be a racist pedophile that can't spell, bankrupted casinos and raped women... that cured cancer
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I am fully convinced, like never before, that if President Trump said that he somehow cured cancer… Democrats won't take his word for it.
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Luckily, what Matt von Swol is absolutely convinced about has no relevance or interest to anybody I know, or know of, or care about, or have a vague inkling of, at all. He could be absolutely convinced he is Joan of Arc for all I care. Another loony. Most of the country is not loony. So, fuck him.
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Pretty sure Trump had illegally impounded funds for cancer research
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Hilarious that they all need to concoct this hypothetical good thing Trump hasn’t done to illustrate that nobody is giving him credit for the other good things he hasn’t done.
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They are currently gutting all funding into cancer preventatives and treatments, literally right now by choice. 🫠
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If Trump could cure cancer he would choose to only cure his own. That I’m 100% convinced of.
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He's also doing everything he can to support cancer
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Biden literally wanted to do the Cancer Moonshot and trump literally cut billions in cancer research.
More likely that trump will cause a new strain of cancer.
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Also that he has worked overtime (for him, which is to say yell at someone else to do it and then go watch the Telly) to nuke investments into cancer research
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Antivaxxer literally shot up CDC over this a couple days ago.
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The promising cancer research using mRNA vaccines is being shut down by RFK2 right now.
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MRNA wants a word.
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AT this point of delusion, I think the best strategy for Dems would be to bring the affected people on every talk show. Like, you wanna talk about cancer? Ok, this is the guy working on cancer cures and got his funding cancelled, talk with him.
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And also, Trump cancelled research on mRNA, which is literally this biggest hope against cancer right now.
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These same fucks turned down funding for a flood warning system in Texas because it was coming from a Democrat
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idk how these people can possibly be saved. and idk how tf this country is ever going to survive if they are in it.
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Motherfucking RFK Jr. just cancelled funding for several likely cancer cures!
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They’re really into performing hypocrisy.
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Are they talking about the same Trump who sat on his hands during Covid bc he was mad at the big mean media talking about his lack of effort?
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A more realistic version of his metaphor would have us protesting in favor of syphillis.
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tRump placed a guy in charge of cancer research, and that guy pulled all funding for it. So yeah... I have a better chance at winning the lottery than that ever happening
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It irritates me to no end how they can invent wild counterfactuals knowing their base is happy to take it as fact.
"Liberals would starve a baby to pass a regulation".
"Yes they would. God how I hate how they hypothetically starve babies. They're probably making plans to do it right now!"
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The word “somehow” here is holding more weight than it ever has before
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Trump cut 2 billion dollars worth of cancer research.
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It’s wild how just like in Lake Wobegon where “everyone’s child is above average” somehow every right wing dipshit on social media is simultaneously the worst person ever
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Conservatives are incredibly dumb
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"somehow"
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And how can you be fully convinced even more than before? You were already maximally convinced
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The Covid vaccines were developed under Trump, for example.
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They are litteraly trying to ban a cure for pancreatic cancer as we speak, because mRNA makes them shit their pants.
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This makes more sense when you view it not as a truth statement but as a cynical rhetorical tactic. He is continuing to prime the base to ignore whatever Democrats say. It doesn't need to be true if it works, and it does.
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It is wild to think that there's not a single thing that he's done which was for the greater good, or even neutral.
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Possibly right - but only because that corrupt, selfish, sociopathic piece of shit would either (a) sell it only to the highest bidder or (b) keep it for himself.
The projection....man.
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They’re defunding mRNA vaccine research, which is probably the most viable path to furthering cancer research in decades.
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This has very much the same flavor as those "this is what will happen under biden posts something currently happening under trump" posts.
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Trump somehow cured cancer? Too fucking funny matt
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Matt is just another uneducated dipshit
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That is also one of those “make up a guy to get mad at” posts.
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The mRNA tech that leaped forward from the covid vaccines literally did cure a cancer and the GOP are killing everything related to mRNA.
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Trump can legitimately take (some) credit for the Covid vaccines, and the democrats took it while the republicans took ivermectin. I think if Trump cured cancer, after the monkeys flew out of my butt the democrats would get cured and the republicans would refuse the cure.
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And the idiots shall lead us.
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Wilder to picture Trump curing cancer. All sat in the Oval Office, fucking about with test tubes at his desk
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#epsteintrump can’t cure venous insufficiency
He ain’t curing cancer
#justiceforVirginia
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I think most people would cure cancer if they had the power to.
I don't think Donald Trump would.
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Every accusation a confession
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It's also more realistic to say that if Biden had cured cancer, Republicans would have rejected the cure and raced to get cancer anywhere they could while screaming "my body, my choice."
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They have thoroughly rewritten extremely recent history in their minds and believe wholeheartedly that everything about covid happened on Joe Biden's watch
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These people are just so far gone.
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Wonder what this guy thinks is on the long list of great things Trump has done.
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Is this fool someone whose opinions be given some attention?
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Between their environmental policies and destruction of mRNA vaccines they are doing everything they can to help cancer grow, so I genuinely hope he suffers from it sometime.
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If some of the stuff about mRNA being useful to treat cancer pans out, it'll be true in a very literal sense
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I mean, RFK just defunded -- among other things -- a prospective cure for cancer....
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This is insane. Trump is literally killing our search for a cure for cancer.
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The darker side is that he thinks the cure to cancer seems intertwined with Dems 'love of crime' or whatever.
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Like the HPV vaccine? Oh wait…
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What?!?
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I certainly wouldn't protest THAT. But that belies the fact that this would literally never happen.
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I refuse to learn who that is and I don't appreciate you trying to force the issue.
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Do they ever get tired of the constant BS. It’s just endless BS. They have nothing else to offer.
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Degenerate MAGAts--always projecting.
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They refused Trump’s Covid vaccines!
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Yeah in fact Trump provided over the creation and distribution of a miraculously effective COVID vaccine and was supported in those efforts by Democrats while Republicans went literally crazy and decided the vaccine being pushed by their own president was some plot to destroy them
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scientists were getting super close to curing some kinds of cancer when trump decided to defund all the research, so I think we would actually be pretty thrilled if they got back to work on that.
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He certainly does not support the vaccine that essentially cures cervical cancer.
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this is a particularly wild hypothetical because trump is literally doing the opposite of curing cancer by letting rfk jr throw cancer research out of a moving car window
"every accusation" discourse go brrr, go brrr brrr forever. it is a law of thermodynamics at this point
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Trump curing cancer is a wild hypothetical.
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Trump won’t back anything if it doesn’t put money in his pocket 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇦🇮🇪🧐
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That statement is the stupidest statement I have heard since shit head trump made his last appearance on tv🇺🇸🦅🇺🇦🇫🇷🇮🇪🧐🇮🇪
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his fucking lackeys are so pathetic
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well we don't have to worry about that. he killed cancer research.
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If Trump decided to assist a green energy transformation and create a compassionate immigration system and take money out of politics and support real education instead of dismantling it and punish Netanyahu so that he stops killing people, I'd be all in!
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Nobody trying harder to grift on X like Matt right now.
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Also worth mentioning that these people actually think there is a universe where DJT cures cancer
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Not only did conservatives refuse the treatment, they freaked out about it so much that the future of vaccines is now iffy
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The cure for cancer is actually in the Epstein files, all Trump has to do to prove this guy right is release them.
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I don’t have words or insults powerful enough to respond to these bozos anymore. Somebody help!
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Always projection
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They not only refused the treatment, they died unnecessarily!
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Is it only Republicans who write tweets of that form (“If Trump did
, the Democrats would oppose it”)? I’ve never seen anything similar by Democrats.
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Projection is a hell of a drug, apparently.
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...the HPV vaccine is literally a cure for a cancer and they are literally protesting against it.
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The only way Trump would “cure cancer” is by putting sick people in camps and pretending they don’t exist.
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I hate this mf
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💯 There’s literally mRNA trials for treating cancer that just had their funding cut!
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Never saw a more load-bearing “somehow”
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He'll be able to announce they've cured cancer right after RFK announces all testing of cancer is to stop. This after all is why COVID was spreading.
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If RFK told me he had a cure for cancer I would definitely not take it. It would be worms
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How dumb are these people?! Trump has literally cut billions in cancer research.
