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Mariana Z
@mariana057.bsky.social
109855 Followers
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I’m not a comedian, but I joke a lot. I steal the good jokes. Bad jokes are mine. Resist. NO DMS.
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There are two types of people I can't stand...
Nosy people, and people who won't tell me what's going on.
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Always. Love ya ❤️❤️❤️
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Eye drops are technically blinker fluid.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year.
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I've got a date with this tailor lady.
She seams nice.
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Exactly! Same
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People think being a waiter isnt a respectable job. But hey it puts food on the table.
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Daily aww for today... 😊 #dog #dogday #cat #catday #bluesky
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Last night, in bed, my wife asked me to put fresh fish and herbs on her. I said, Theres a thyme and a plaice for that sort of thing.
