I Accidentally fell asleep smoking an E-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet…
Mariana Z
@mariana057.bsky.social
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I’m not a comedian, but I joke a lot. I steal the good jokes. Bad jokes are mine. Resist. NO DMS.
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to push all your buttons.
I was looking for mute.
Barn owls must have been pretty excited When the first barn was built.
Thing's I have in common with Victoria's secret models:
- I'm always hungry.
What’s something you can say during sex, but also at a family dinner?