it would be so funny to announce that youโre dead
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He's releasing the Trump Urn line. Made in China of course.
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Heโs gonna issue himself a posthumous pardon
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www.tiktok.com/@underthedes...
Ok so.. heโs cooked right?
TikTok video by UnderTheDeskNews
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Shitposting! ๐คฉ
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best use of a hologram
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Anyone check in with four seasons landscaping?
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monkey paw, its a hologram and they tell us ai trump is our forever president like the head of nixon in futurama
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"No need to worry bout the Epstein files -- I admit to raping hundreds of little girls. Love it!"
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I mean if anyone would
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Gonna write a 20,000 word piece answering all the secrets of money and economics and at the end go "btw if you're reading this, I died."
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โIf youโre seeing this message, then I am dead.โ
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If only he had that much sense of humor.
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Yeah, posthumously, maybe?
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el hijoeputa:
fue la muerte mas bella. Tremenda muerte. nadie en la historia de la muriciรณn ha tenido una muerte como esta.
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"Tomorrow I'm going to be euthanized. It's going to be the biggest most beautiful euthanasia you've ever seen"
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I'm sure they're going to pump him up with more than enough drugs to animate a corpse. Then they'll have him speak for two minutes to announce he's not dead. Then they'll cut away.
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It does only say โThe Presidentโ - it could mean JD. ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
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He comes back as a hologram and his cohorts (and AI) programme the messages. Maga then decide to worship him and his hologram becomes the new president. Sounds weird? In this day and age anything is possible.
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By executive order
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โBoundary-breakingโ and โnorm shiftingโ too
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I am starting to think "THE PRESIDENT" is going to announce the 25th Amendment has kicked in.
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Perhaps itโs a prerecorded message from the Other Side? โIf you are seeing this message, it means I have finally passed over the Rainbow Bridge. Let the festivities begin!โ
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Hispanic Heritage month ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐
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Heโs going to announce theyโre finally mothballing Labor Day. GET BACK TO WORK SERFS!
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Funny or fun?
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Heโs always been a showman.
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Iโm dead now. Donโt smoke.
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So many roadblocks
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I'm Australian and have given friends permission to call and wake me in the event I have to start day drinking. ๐พ๐ฅ
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he could stroke out between now and tomorrow 2pm ๐คท๐ป anything is possible
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"The rumors of my death have not been greatly exaggerated."
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Based on the few pictures we've seen over last week, his makeup is going to be NUTS.
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They will find a way to screw this up to.
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I mean, yeah, but I doubt that I'm important enough for the announcement.
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That's my plan!
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I bet it'll be something minor and bafflingly undeserving of a pre-announcement, like, he's lowering the tariffs on Zimbabwe by 5%
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He has no announcement that could compete with the upcoming military parade extravaganza Chinaโs Xi just threw together for a few friends
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AI Trump announces that human Trump is dead
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"I AM DEAD, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"
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#TacoTrumpStrokedOut
#Clots&Prayers
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It's been pretty fun at least to have Schrรถdinger's President for a few days. Fingers crossed. No whammies.
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they will ai generate videos of him saying โi may have passed on but i will still lead from the afterlifeโ
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Thank you for your attention to this matter
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if nothing else he's an excellent diva
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Heโs dead and we have to solve his murder. Turns out it was JD in the kitchen with the candlestick
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It would give us life!
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the reports of my death are greatly accurate
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AI Trump announcing his own death and that he will continue to be the president
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I HAVE CONTRACTED THE WOKE MIND VIRUS. THANKYOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER.
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It'd be the moment he truly became President.
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His internal battery has 2 more months.๐ป๐จ๐ฆ
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In all caps
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I had an ... odd cousin (for context - thoroughly Ashkenazi in custom, like me) who suffered from chronic illness verging on catastrophe most of his life.
He would say at family celebrations that it's so nice when you come to a bris and the baby isn't named after you.
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Inside.
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it's what a real poster would do
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and loving it
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Lou Reed did youtu.be/U0iSWxwtIl4?...
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If dreams came true
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Hr hadden. Wanna take a ride
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Heโll be the BEST at being dead
