Thucydideez Nuts, I laugh, giving this goober a wedgie so powerful it shames his ancestors
going to go out on a limb and imagine this guy's not actually very good at conversations
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Thucydideez Nuts, I laugh, giving this goober a wedgie so powerful it shames his ancestors
going to go out on a limb and imagine this guy's not actually very good at conversations
Similar story with Colinombia and Costa Richard
nicaragua is short for nicholasaragua
the lawn is the beard of the house
On Bluesky we are all 38 years old, and we all have diarrhea. This is the way.
Revenge is a dish best served glitter
I'm sorry I can't go to your party I have to filter all my selfies that day
Very glad that while in the pool last night I didn’t remember that a dozen small children had been playing in it for 8 hours drinking bottomless Sprite. The water:pee ratio must have been alarming.
I feel strongly that if your national anthem isn’t something people would sing while drunk and walking home from a protest, you need a better one.
occam: i can't find my shaving kit
occam: aliens must have taken it