I am going to start social media accounts (anywhere it's not taken already) called TheCommentsSection and just post the vast back catalog of unhinged comments I have in my Screenshots roll
mean things I say to myself
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3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, politics in the streets. Serving mufflepuff in NC. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. Make EM cry 2025 Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
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As a kid I drank my milk through a crazy straw and now I have every disorder in the DSM-5.
Thanks a lot, mom and dad.
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One of us has been replaced do we even feel like doing anything about it. I mean, I could maybe go for someone else's cells replicating mine right now. It would be an "ice change." Comedy is what separates us from dormant frozen horrors laughing for a host
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Itβs fine if you like creamy peanut butter, just donβt do that shit in front of me
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most depressed Iβve ever been Pepsi is fine.
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Running a wild rolling hand down piano keys like a rockabilly landslide at every poor soul just too square to understand the euphemism, rock n roll was code for avalanche
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Love how both good news and bad news brings all the people out to look like dang, I cannot handle seven expectant texters at once, I may throw my phone in the toilet myself
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if you're a content creator why do you seem so discontent
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ADHD feels like trying to do calculus while also standing on one leg on a skateboard on a trampoline in a hurricane
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Since we passed the Affordable Care Act, Republicans have tried over and over to repeal it. And over and over, theyβve failed β in part because millions of people now depend on the ACA for quality, affordable health care.
