I just fired my car because the odometer differed from my hunch.
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Laugh out loud. Funny
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She should sue to get her job back based on wrongful termination. The felon is saying she cooked the books. She didn't. She probably can't sue for defamation but wrongful termination yes. The more lawsuits against this administration the better.
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Let’s party like the French did in 1793
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He lied about and tried to change COVID numbers because they hurt his ego and campaign.
He's a convicted fraud for lying about his property values.
He lies about what Tariffs really do.
We know he's lying and hiding the truth about Epstein.
So yeah, no surprise here.
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You should also fire cops for any potential speeding tickets. Otherwise it’s not fair to the car.
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I just fired my scale because it says I’m 10 pounds more than I think I should be.
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Bet you'd hire it back if it found gas for 👇 1.99 🙂
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The precedence was set on January 21st. We are no longer a democracy.
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We need to start creating a parallel, honest government.
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I just fired my gynecologist because she told me that my Pap test was negative. Impossible, I never fail, I’m not a loser.
😑😑😑
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I didnt like my scale numbers so i went to kg instead of pounds, numbers indicating something is most likely accurate, to many safeties in place for it to be wrong.
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I stepped on the scale this morning and that f'n scale lied to me. That is the last time I will be 10 lbs. heavier than I say I am. Into the garbage it went.
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#FuckTrump
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That only actually happens in a swasticar.
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I think ima have to fire my guitar coz it doesn't play the notes it should
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I'm going to fire my scale, because I know I am still a size 4 🤪🙄
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I've got an idea. How about Americans get together and fire their President because unlike them, he's a fascist?
Thought not.
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I just sacked my toilet paper for telling me my bum was clean
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Blame Thune, Johnson and the rest of the Republican fascists. They are to blame for allowing all of this bullshit to go on. Vote these corrupt fuckers out. Please.
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dtrumpf can’t handle the truth…
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My doctor said I have high blood pressure so I left and gave a terrible review. How dare they insult my delusion!
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You had no choice.
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He is a WEAK man.
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Can she be fired without cause?
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The GOP isn't even trying to hide their authoritarian ways at this point.
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This is like Galileo being sentenced by the Inquisition for promulgating the heresy of heliocentrism.
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I fired the IRS because my taxes aren’t going to the programs they were intended to.
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I'm firing my bank because there should be more money in my checking account
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7/31/25: OMG. “Ex-CIA whistleblower confirms that a 2024 audit was done, and it confirmed. She won. Buy a lot.”
https://fb.watch/Be558W1aVs/?mibextid=wwXIfr&fs=e
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I fired the little league score keeper because my kids team lost.
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When I first saw BLS I Googled it. First up was Basic Life Support Next up was BLS in the Escort commonly refers to 'Ball Licking and Sucking’ It’s now the second.
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I just fired my phone for telling me I have low battery when I just charged it yesterday
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I demanded that Canada Post fire my postman because he keeps delivering me bills.
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My dashboard has a light go off, so I just reset the computer. All fixed now!
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Is he going to fire Melania for …um… “fudging the numbers” about whether or not she’s had the obligatory number of “sexual encounters” this year, as required by the pre-nup?
“Oh, no Donnie dear, we did it on New Year’s Day so I’ve already met my obligation this year. I’m so sorry you’ve forgotten.
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The dismissal of Erika McEntarfer, who has led the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, is troubling news from one of the most important U.S. institutions from an foreign investor’s standpoint.
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I fired my scale
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Isn’t this what Amerikkka is now based on? Total bullshit and lies? The world doesn’t believe a fucking thing that comes out of his nasty mouth or the vile, disgusting minions he has brainwashed. Amerikkka is the laughing stock of the world…it’s time to bury your heads in shame.
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How many dangerous precedents is that now?
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And a LOT of bathroom scales should be hitting the garbage bins very soon after "big eat" events like Thanksgiving, Christmas, Caribbean cruises, all-inclusive resort visits, … They regularly deliver bad news. How DARE they!?
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People let’s call it what it really is. Orange turd and his minions wrecked the economy. He wants the statistics people to lie about the damage. They tell the truth. He gets mad and is looking for someone to lie for him. It’s pretty simple and absolutely disgusting.
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This regime has set, what, 800 "dangerous precedents"?
When are the dem leaders gonna wake up?
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I've fired my bathroom scales
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I fired my Doctor because my Cholesterol levels were too high and now I'm having an Angioplasty in an hour to save my life.
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And that’s coming from this guy. THIS guy..
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I fired the world because I don't really think I'm 70
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I just fired my child because he said I took longer “than just give me a minute”
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Firing my refrigerator for not being full of food won't help the cause.
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I fired my car's gas gauge because I don't feel like I have driven that much.
I'll let you know how that works out for me.
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It’s the post truth world. Don’t like something, take a Sharpie to it or eliminate it altogether!
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There is nothing this regime is better at than setting dangerous precedents. Like, it is literally where they are setting the world on fire.
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I just fired my scale. I thought I should weigh 160 pounds not 180!
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I am firing my debit card cause it says I don’t have 1,000 to go shopping for shoes
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Thank you for speaking out, Mr. Beach
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I just fired my mom because I didn't like the number of candles she put on my birthday cake.
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I just fired my bathroom scale.
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Funny 😆
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Did Obama turn your odometer forward. He does it to everyone
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Now some good female lawyer should represent her and file a lawsuit pro bono against the felon, maybe Comey’s daughter?
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Because the odometer wasn’t telling you a small enough number.
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It just "feels" like my taxes should be lower, so that is what I paid.
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It was the only thing you could do, Mrs. Bowers... obviously, the car was 'rigged!!'
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Can they change the algorithm?
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A dangerous precedent you say? Surely this will wake up the United States!
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I wish I could do it with my bank and indefinitely use the money I know is not in my account.
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Politics ain't beanbag, Elizabeth. Grow up.
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Who knew we'd be living in George Orwell's 1984.
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It doesn't set a precedent, it continues one! A prize for the MSM reporter(s) who cease to make this category error.
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I just threw away my bathroom scale. It was off by 30 LBS. I don't need any help feeling bad about myself.
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I've changed banks several times due to gut-feeling accounting errors.
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just fired my tape measure, because my "" is not 12 inches long
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More concisely: The president of the United States is a dangerous, megalomaniacal, mentally unhinged criminal. 
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Coincidence?
I just fired my gas gage for the same reason
I know I can get another 200 miles
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His gut tells him the truth .What’s really going on. Apparently that is ok He could be impeached before September but the Heritage need to see suffering is greater
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In the words of the Dropkick Murphy: “he’s a first class loser!”
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Damn Betty
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Terrific response Betty - superb way to put it.
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What else would you expect from The Grifter in Chief and the Republican Traitors.
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I plan to fire my bathroom scale, because that bitch has been on a smear campaign against me for years
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I'm gonna change banks because I want more money than they say I have.
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do you remember when when Obama 'admired' Trump's uniquely honed political and diplomatic skills to find solutions to the problem of leadership at the Aprentice?
- "You fired Gary Busey."
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So I fired my bathroom scale. Next I'm gonna fire the nutritional label on a pint of ice cream.
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I just fired my scale because it keeps saying 140 and I know it's 130
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Mine wasn't even a hunch, but I fired my car anyway since I'd told a lot of other ppl some kooky number that I knew it really wouldn't read.
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Oh it's worse than that! It's "how DARE you report truth that flies in the face of my lies!?"
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Can I do that with my age?????
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I fired my Apple IPhone because my total steps were wrong
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He could give 2 💩💩 what anybody thinks. He was elected, and now everybody surprised?
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I’m sure your hunch was exactly right.
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I just fired my bathroom scale because obviously it was waaay wrong.
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I just bough a whole new wardrobe because I didn't like what the scale said (oops)
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Next up: scales 😂
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I think you mean you had the CEO of Ford fired because your odometer wasn't what you thought it should have been
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I just fired my piano tuner because when I try to play Mozart it always sounds like chopsticks
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I just fired my partner because they told me our account was overdrawn when I wanted cheesy poofs and ice cream….
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My bathroom scale has been out of a job for awhile now. Who knew I was ahead of the curve on firing things that don’t tell us what we want to see and hear.
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I think you meant you set it on fire. So no one could ever use it again.
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Hope she sues.
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Taco fired his scale and his measuring tape! He is 6'3" and 215 lbs regardless of what those lying pieces of shit say!
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Speaking of the #BLS . . .
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Everybody keeps talking about “dangerous precedents,” but precedents aren’t even relevant anymore. In fact, I’d say the only purpose of a precedent nowadays is to inspire a republikkkan to break the law.
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Under tRUMP facts are meaningless, we need facts so we can have a baseline on where we’re at. A healthy democracy has to have checks and balances, as accurate as possible. I’ve never seen a president gaslighting the American people more than this administration.
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I followed your lead and fired my Apple Watch for not recognizing I had walked 15,000 steps before breakfast. Gonna replace it with way a fair, loyal, and accurate Timex.
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I’m firing my bank. They’re clearly letting Biden steal all my money, so that I blame Trump and his tariffs for imploding my monthly budget.
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Fire the dude at the very top. "The buck stops here."
Evil Trump is responsible. He must wear this and resign.
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Just fired my calendar. No way am I that fukcing old!!
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Trump fires all globe makers to prove the earth is flat.
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Also fire the assholes who are holding up the Epstein files from being released
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I just fired my mailman because he's delivering too many bills.
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those odometers can be really opinionated - they need to be put in their place immediately
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I’m firing my daughter because she says the bathroom IS clean.
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The car had it coming. It only did it to make you look bad.
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Wow. I did the same thing with my bathroom scale.
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We could just fire the "president" who is causing the bad numbers
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I fired the auto mechanic for telling me my transmission was shot.
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I had the grocery store clerk fired because my grocery bill was too high.
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I fired my doctor for telling me I’m overweight.
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He needs to come over to Bluesky
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The worst thing about this is that I'm sure that once Trump is out of power, this SCOTUS, which has granted him such extraordinary powers to purge federal agencies and staff them with corrupt lackeys, will suddenly remember the law, turn on a dime, and block his successor from removing them.
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I would like to posit the question, why did Noone come forward about Enron BEFORE so many people were robbed? Could it be because harm would come to that person who acted to protect the people? What really is the cost of doing business?
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My local newscasters were fired for delivering bad news.
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Dear Mrs bowers Please accept this adoration from the uk
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One in a long list of dangers to democracy executed by trump. At what point is it too much to reverse?
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Students everywhere. Can I fire my teacher because she gave me a lower grade than I thought I had? Ballplayers, no, we won that game, the score was wrong. Banana Republic.
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Thank you for speaking out — the independence of BLS is critical to public trust and sound policy. This is a dangerous line to cross.When data becomes politicized, we all lose. This should alarm everyone, regardless of party. BLS is supposed to inform, not serve spin.
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I just fired my grocery store for charging more than what the food should cost by MY standards!!
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Who ya gonna believe, that lying oil gauge, or my instinctual, genetic expertise in assessing fluid levels by intuition?
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Is any weatherman safe? My bad. I forgot Musk fired all of them.
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Cristina Kirchner doctored numbers in Argentina for 8 years, making the country look like Switzerland on paper. Argentine universities started crunching parallel numbers to keep a record of what was actually happening. Americans need to get over their political naiveté quickly
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Be like firing your banker cause your checkbook didn’t balance with what you thought it should. My back account should be 1 billion dollars but here we are.
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That tracks in this environment!
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This is some Babylon Berlin shit. Unreal.
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You do realize literally millions of MAGA Americans threw away their bathroom scales this morning.
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😂Good one, another one that someone else wrote was they fired their doctor because they didn't agree with their cholesterol number.
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It shows how much trump is against truth and facts. He punishes the deliverer of HIS bad economical DATA that more than likely is a result of his TARIFFS.
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Can she sue him?
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It is nonsense that in the USA a president can fire someone just because he feels like it
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The time is fast approaching. There is no going back
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My money is on a December obituary
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We can’t believe anything our government says anymore. 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
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you own a Ford too, huh?
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But he took out his sharpie and voila
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I want to fired SCROTUM because, come on, give me a reason not to.
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I fired my scale today cause I felt lighter than it displayed.
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Like firing a Lifeguard for reporting a riptide.
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Will never trust a number coming out of the US government ever again. Now 100% politicized. Thanks for being so open about it! Sad for the US and the world.
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Who gets fired for letting the days get shorter?
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Realistically nothing the current occupant of AMERICA’s WhiteHouse has been as promised. Who should be fired?
All republicans in Congress should start packing soon as well.
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Vee vil asks zee questions! Only loyalists will speak for TACO Supreme leader.
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All it means is that anything put out from this point on is nothing but lies. So it just fits in with the rest of the administration.
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TRUMPKIN did the equivalent of firing the UMPIRE bc he LOST THE GAME!! #TACOTRUMPKIN #SORELOSER #MANBABY #TEENIEWEENIE #PEDOPUMPER
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Just fired my scale
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I fired my scale because I didn't agree with the number!
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I fired my scale because I didn't like the numbers on it.
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Not that people with an ounce of intelligence would believe anything that’s comes out of this Administration but who the hell will believe any stats going forward.
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When people in your personal life are this detached from reality you urge them to seek professional guidance and keep a safe boundary. When politicians do it we normalize it as usual business and elect them president.
DJT is not well. At all. He’s a deranged narcissistic fool.
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The Lying King says don’t make me look bad! If you use truth and facts, then you’ve been had! I’ll fire anyone that doesn’t agree with me Because I’m THE LYING KING and I piss gold when I pee!!!
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Same. I was out of gas. That didn’t sit well with me.
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We are somewhere between “Emperors New Clothes” and “The Handmaid Tale” era
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We are literally living in the emperors new cloths. All the enablers are afraid to speak the truth.
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I fired the guy at the gas station cuz the gas price was higher than I was telling people.
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😁 I guess this week is the one where I fire my odometer… Feels like it should be showing 200K, not 300K.
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The time for writing strongly worded letters in response to a fascist coup in your country is over.
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Fired my oven and timer. Burned cookies.😠 Not my fault.
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I am going to fire the federal government because of gross incompetence and fraud of public funds and declaring my blue state an independent nation.
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We need to establish a clandestine parallel Government.
Continuing on all the good work the Government employees were doing before Trump 2.0.
So when this regime goes belly up, we can establish what was removed as quickly as possible.
If only!
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Why are we surprised by this? This man essentially shut down the NOAA after taking his sharpie to falsify a hurricane path to suit his needs. He’s renamed the Gulf of Mexico for Christ sake.
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And I fired my Mother who tells me I am 58 years old. Bullshit, I am 28, right in my prime.
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I expect Trump will generate his own numbers and either announce them, himself or, feed the numbers to one of his toadies to be announced by them.
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There is a certain logic in "shooting the messenger" which justifies hiding bad news. To maintain morale in a war, a leader does not want the soldiers to hear very bad news. Business people seeing bad news tend to pull back, which magnifies the problem. So fudging the numbers has some justification.
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Report only good numbers for trump ffs we are so fcuked. Will be interesting to see what the 🍊💩🤡 does next 😡
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I just threw my outdoor thermometer away because the temperature registered at 105 degrees which is too damn hot. I'm getting a new one that only goes up to 99 to try to fool myself into believing it's cooler than it really is to help me ignore my fears about climate change!
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Gene Hunt gets it…
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Could this administration be anymore ridiculous? The Liar in Chief is mired in what Kellyanne once called "alternative facts." He can't handle the truth.
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This stuff is what happened in Russia when Putin took control, no-truth/post-truth, are you Americans surprised this stuff takes place in your own country right now and how it will end in a year or so?
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Damn that car!! It had it coming.
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I fired my scale cause it keeps telling me I am 40 pounds overweight!!
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I’m going to fire my bank because they don’t show as much money in my account as I think they should
