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Dan O’Sullivan

@osullyville.bsky.social

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Life is a pretty sweet fruit!

Writing in various places. Podcast coming August 2025. Best American Sports Writing 2015, Best Feature, National City & Magazine Awards 2023. I killed Don Knotts

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  1. Big news to share first thing tomorrow...and no it's not about being banned from using the self-checkout scanners at Vons...so stay tuned and keep using your For U coupons to save money every day at Vons/Albertsons

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  2. if i had a time machine i would go back to the signing of the constitution and tell the founding fathers that a roll of toilet paper i brought with me from the future was a miraculous new form of medicine and then i would watch all those guys eat the toilet paper

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  3. No one has any idea what a "manticore" is. All we know is it might be some animal and might be in the ocean. It exists mainly for evil supervillains to have something to code name their projects

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  4. The most depressing thing every time I drive by the Tesla Diner--and there's a lot to choose from--is the herds of human bovines lining the streets to get into it. I understand better the story of how Germans all went to the beach the weekend they invaded Poland.

    At this point the root of the Tesla problem isn't even Elon Musk, who is doing everything he can to destroy the brand and business... the problem is that ours is a culture of hogs at the slop trough. Whether it's burgers or self-driving scams, we can't tell the difference between good and bad things

    None of this seemed to deter the people in line. On my way out, I squeezed into an elevator with my colleagues, some international tourists and a few locals who’d eaten at Tesla Diner three times in one week and were already planning to come back. I couldn’t make sense of it.

“We don’t order anything except for the burgers now,” one of them told me. “Everything else is just so bad.”
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  5. Among the photos prominently displayed in the front foyer of his Manhattan mansion, was one of Jeffrey Epstein shaking hands with...Yoda?? Some of our faves may be implicated...

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