How far down does your beard go that you’re shaving ass hairs?
Weird Al Swearengen
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Not the kite guy. (He/him)
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I’ve said it before, but if Jurassic Park hadn’t come out, NBA fans would be cheering the Toronto Doubtfires.
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I just remembered the disclaimer that used to air on TSN before Monday Night Raw where the announcer said “The following program may not be suitable for some viewers,” but instead of emphasizing “some” he put the stress on “viewers.” Like, it’ll be suitable for all listeners. But VIEWERS? Maybe not!
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Sorry, I can’t find the place. I must have taken a wrong turn at this intersection.
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Violent crime in DC is at a 30-year low thanks to Mayor Bowser’s successful “grease for peace” initiative.
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In case he takes up this advice: That missing ingredient from your homemade pierogis, Alan? It’s spit.
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A good summer project for Alan Dershowitz could be to learn how to make pierogis, instead of a nuisance of himself.
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I finally figured out how to come up with good ideas when working collaboratively. First you paste something you think is satisfactory into a shared document. THEN you get the good idea and race to edit your original garbage before anyone sees it.
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this 3 act story has something for everyone
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In my mind, you fixed her with a glare when it started and said “All right, stop” with deadly seriousness, and then you just kept going, rocking the mic like a vandal and waxing that little chump like a candle.
