Today, we are forced to ask ourselves: "is a nothingburger a sandwich?"
Bird Lawyer
@realjoenathan.bsky.social
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Native Scrantonian. Bellingham Sloth advocate. Washington and Villanova Alum. Actual lawyer. Probably chaotic good.
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I see Musk stans still haven't figured out the irony of a bunch of red-pillers bowing down to an AI derived from a book whose main premise was that everyone should be fucking everyone all the time.
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Hey, it's three hours and fifteen minutes of his presidency that he and every one of his cabinet members aren't out there fucking things up.
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So fucking tired.
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Texas is a lost cause.
Kentucky is more likely, given how hard Trump's tariffs have hit the bourbon business and they have a Dem governor.
Alabama (esp. if they could convince Doug Jones to run again) and Tennessee are dark horses, IMO
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He's only familiar with tumbleweeds
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Quality follow too!
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... but just like a little bit, so it doesn't hurt him too bad... you know, just to show him she can.
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Taylor Swift should buy Charlie Kirk and then light him on fire just for shits and giggles.