Taylor Swift should buy Charlie Kirk and then light him on fire just for shits and giggles.
Bird Lawyer
@realjoenathan.bsky.social
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Native Scrantonian. Bellingham Sloth advocate. Washington and Villanova Alum. Actual lawyer. Probably chaotic good.
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"Join the National Guard, they said... do interesting work, they said..."
Ok, guys - I've been offline most of the day. Don't toy with my emotions.
Are we trolling or is there a serious reason to think he's dying/already dead?
That ain't him tweeting... not enough all caps, correct punctuation, no multiple exclamation points, and it reads way too cogently.