I’ve reached the age where I no longer care if I’m using slang correctly. Rizz all you want and call me a dank, but I have no yeets to give.
RictusGrin
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irrelevant troglodyte raised in captivity
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I haven’t met your fork personally, but this bit is definitely the worst bit -
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This is a direct quote from JD Vance.
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Aldrich recalled: “He asked how I was and I made sure not to answer honestly. I just said, ‘I’m alright, thank you, and you?’”
Autistic woman considers revoking diagnosis after single successful social interaction
An autistic woman is questioning the validity of her diagnosis after she successfully managed a single social interaction, sources have revealed. Megan Aldrich, 33, was challenged by a member of…
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Me: God, I suck dog: no ur awesome Me: I'm just the worst dog: no ur the best Me: I hate myself dog: [puts head in my lap] good thing I love u enough for both of us
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RFK is lovingly feeding Trump leeches right now. The President is protesting but his voice is muffled, because his mouth is full of leeches. There there, RFK quietly croaks, gently stroking his cotton candy hair. There there.
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I have been laughing at this joke all day. 🦉
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nobody has seen the president in three days
[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
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People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
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