Tell me you haven’t completed your pre-deployment cultural training without saying you haven’t.
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“EXCUSE ME.” “Sir, did you just touch me?” “Stand right, walk left!” “Sir, can you step over here for a moment? I need to ask you some que—“ “MOVE, HUCKLEBERRY, I GOTTA CATCH THIS LINE TO GLENMONT.” “Sir, I need you to—“ “FUCK OFF, ALABAMA.” “Sir! Please come here and—“ “MOVE, TOURIST!”
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This is how it’ll start. Some late, overcaffeinated staffer is gonna shove one of these guys off the left to get to a meeting
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Left Right Escaleft
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There’s a couple dudes who definitely won’t be greeted as liberators
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Lol
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War crimes