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Teddypasketti

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Baltimore. Lawyer. Civil servant. Orioles. Ravens. Cocktails. Politics. Film. Baking.

My opinions are mine own and not my employer’s. Let me underscore that: MY OPINIONS ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT MY EMPLOYER’S.i

  1. “EXCUSE ME.” “Sir, did you just touch me?” “Stand right, walk left!” “Sir, can you step over here for a moment? I need to ask you some que—“ “MOVE, HUCKLEBERRY, I GOTTA CATCH THIS LINE TO GLENMONT.” “Sir, I need you to—“ “FUCK OFF, ALABAMA.” “Sir! Please come here and—“ “MOVE, TOURIST!”

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