“EXCUSE ME.” “Sir, did you just touch me?” “Stand right, walk left!” “Sir, can you step over here for a moment? I need to ask you some que—“ “MOVE, HUCKLEBERRY, I GOTTA CATCH THIS LINE TO GLENMONT.” “Sir, I need you to—“ “FUCK OFF, ALABAMA.” “Sir! Please come here and—“ “MOVE, TOURIST!”