Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.
Scarlett O'Hairdye (ScarlettStorm)
@scarlettohairdye.bsky.social
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Writer of top class shenanigans. Occasional burlesque performer. Frequently exasperated. Might be twenty cats in a people suit. ScarlettStorm on Ao3. She/her
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every time a community tests ubi or free housing for the homeless the result is always "holy fuck this works incredibly well and costs less than existing solutions!" and then every politician alive does this
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It has been at least five and a half years since I last held a stack of burlesque posters in my hot little hands, and damn, does it feel good! #Seattle, come join our incredible cast on September 20th at the Youngstown Cultural Arts Center for NERDLESQUE RISES!
www.ticketleap.events/tickets/the-...
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This was so good! Hilarious yet touching ❤️
NEW FIC ALERT!
the cat distribution system | 38k | E
🐈⬛ Lan Wangji gets cursed 🐈⬛ Wei Wuxian gets a cat 🐈⬛ A'Yuan is the only one happy about this 🐈⬛ Shenanigans ensue 🐈⬛ Including the mortifying ordeal of discovering your cat is actually an incredibly attractive man
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"
Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
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Hey, #Seattle! Are you ready for an EXTREMELY diverse selection of nerdy burlesque acts, coming to you live on a freshly renovated stage in West Seattle with raked seating and FREE PARKING?
Then join us for NERDLESQUE RISES on September 20th!
www.ticketleap.events/tickets/the-...
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I know I look like I'm pinning him in place, but he was purring up a storm and my arm around his chest was literally just for support. This cat is a teddy bear
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absolute muppet of a cat sitting on my lap like a little man
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Once again my Abba Pandora station is trying to play me Enya, and once again I am bewildered and amused
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I LOVE YOU PIEROGI
