Leading a stormtrooper uprising was RIGHT THERE
Clay
@shenanigoats.bsky.social
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Everything’s fine
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And yet I’m told he’s the best and only option for 2028
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Gavin Newsom is a demon. Truly. Just a vile excuse for a human being,
Gavin Newsom suggesting that 25 years of age is too young to transition and agreeing to right-wing entryism of concern trolling about trans people in sports. This is your opposition leader?
I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.
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You’re not wrong
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“I world vote for a trash can over the republican nominee!”
Okay cool, so say the trash can wins. And then does nothing. Everyone hates the trash can. It’s up for reelection against Zombie Hitler, who’s making the rounds on dudebro podcasts.
What happens next?
Can we play the long game for once?
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BREAKING: A federal judge in Miami gave the state of Florida 60 days to clear out the immigrant detention facility called Alligator Alcatraz — handing environmentalists and the Miccosukee Tribe of Indians a win.
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From my old yearbook. We'll see!
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When the freaky squid does the eyeball thing #alienearth
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Why do they all talk about bland restaurant chains changing logos like they're Winston Churchill standing before Parliament in May 1940? It's a little unbecoming.
