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Sister Lola

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Democratic Cat Mom 🐈 guaranteed to not contain any artificial sweeteners. Often a bit sweary! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ’™ 🌊 sometimes offline due to 🍊 snowflakes getting their fee fees hurt and my account getting suspended...again πŸ˜„ 🀣 πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜†

  1. When my eldest was a baby, I used to sit and watch a soap opera at lunchtime as I fed him. As he grew up, I stopped watching it. As an adult, a repeat came on the TV, and he was half watching, sang along to the theme tune...he said, 'Wait, how the hell do I know this?'

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  2. After getting a service from a 'local girl', some sweaty old man took off in his rental screeching, 'up yours suckers!'

    In an effort to escape, the inebriated old soak stuck it in reverse and drove into a wall.... the extra injuries were caused by the local girls 'associates' removing payment!

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