I'm starting a Spice Girls cover band. I need four other women. Maybe five.
Tusk Jenkins
@tuskjenkins.bsky.social
12761 Followers
3138 Following
-
-
I am considering buying low rise corduroys at age 51 just to make extra certain no more men will approach me
-
This one goes out to the one I love (Lamia, the child eating demon)
-
Me too, Unit. Me, too…
-
Genuinely delusional enough to think that I am going to pick up a man by the collar and waistband and toss him a few feet
-
It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel asinine 🎶
-
Did you find that out on stdb
-
Imdb lookup ruins 90% of my screentime
-
WIFE: So what did you do today?
ME: I wrote a song about what it would be like to have narcolepsy. It's called Slumberstruck.
HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'.
-
My neighbor is barbecuing with charcoal and here I am air frying frozen chicken burgers
Spidermanatdesk.jpg
