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"mayonnaise is evil" gang, we will be vindicated in time
Katie Miller, the wife of longtime Trump adviser Stephen Miller, launched her own podcast recently and revealed details about her husband's limited condiment palate during an interview with Vice Presi...
this is the lawyer you call after you’ve been injured at a phish concert (inhaled too deep)
Sean Charles DUNN is an American hero 🫡
the worst airport is SFO because the rideshare pickup area is open to the elements and floods when it rains and I had to navigate it at seven months pregnant. thank you
easy. I Know What You Did Last Summer. then I would simply not get drunk, not drive my car, not run that guy over and dump his body in the ocean, and then he wouldn't come back to murder me and all my friends because we never did any of that in the first place.
