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Beth Tridico (She/her)
@bethtridico.bsky.social
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Tech nerd, wife, human mom, dog mom, believes vaccines work, climate change is real, black lives matter, and love is love. AZ girl transplanted to CT. Will block hate in all forms.
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This. Exactly this. Or, "It looks like you are trying to generate subtotals in your dataset. Would you like me to put 2 million records into a CTE, max out temp dB and crash your server?"
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I can't decide if this is cute or unsettling.
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www.nytimes.com/2025/08/20/o...
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I'm shocked. SHOCKED.
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Well, they've certainly failed at that.
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And suddenly you find yourself being charged out the
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At my company, I AM the team handling it. It's like trying to staple jam to a tree. If I hear the term "Citizen Developer" or "just let AI do it" one more time . . .
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Remember Dreamweaver? Homesite? . . . Groan.
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I'm half expecting them to bring back that damn paperclip animation. "Tap tap tap, It looks like you're trying to query a database. Want me to screw it up for you?" Then copilot will offer to help write your message to your IT help desk when that sh*t doesn't work.