Olympic level cognitive dissonance.
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It should be Guberville hrs stack a fkng idiot
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Tubberville is such a simpleton. A coach represents one team. The president is supposed to serve the entire country. Any choices should exemplify that. But of course the GOP is not interested in serving the country.
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Reigning champ of the highly competitive Stupidest Senator Ever field.
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It needs to be shoved in their faces everyday.
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They not reporting the real numbers.
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Football ๐??? He's still playing coach. Numb nuts
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Olympic level piece of shit.
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and 81 million people picked Biden
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Tommy Tuberville is literally one of the dumbest men in public office.
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I'm not so convinced it's cognitive dissonance since Tuberville is simply a dirty, rotten liar and a despicable cheat.
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yes, and when the coach continues to make deranged statements and decisions, the coach I fired
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23% of the population and they're still on this mandate horsecrap.
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Heโs a waste of good air!!
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You don't get to pick the most incompetent, immoral, racist, pedophiles and let them go hog wild. That's not a team, that's a dysfunctional group of idiots.
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You're trying to reason with a man whose brain consists of corndogs and disco fries.
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Little League-level plain old lying.
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Someone needs to introduce Tommy to the Constitution.
Help him sound out some of the words.
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cognitive dissonance requires cognition - tuberville lacks the prerequisite
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Tommy Teletubby is not being paid to coach a fucking thing. Congress is not technically a sport. Why does every maga have to couch things in sports terms anyway? Morons
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People who played American football without a helmet should NOT be allowed to hold public office...!!
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And Olympic level hypocrisy.
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Notice, Tommy Tuberville places O VALUE on 74,999,166 Americans that didn't vote Trump. As if their wants and needs are to be entirely forfeited. Those Americans do not matter at all to the Republican Political Party. Yet they are all paying taxes to prop up a government designed FOR THE PEOPLE.
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MAGA cognitive dissonance is a batshit crazy off the rails freight train of dumpster fires free falling into the abyss...
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Coach Tommy is an empath. He absorbed all of his players' CTE so that they didn't have to suffer. He's Christ-like in that way. But now he's as dumb as a tackling-dummy.
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Best thing Tuberville ever did was fly down those stairs on his back. Doctors immediately said that there was zero damage done, however, on the account that Tuberville has NO SPINE...
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You would think those truth bombs would start hurting at some point but I get a feeling the MAGA GOP have "post-only" accounts.
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Tuberville is one of the dumbest sob's to ever sit in Congress.๐ก
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I'd paraphrase or maybe transform your assessment: "Olympic level cognitive ignorance"
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Hypocrisy, thy name is Republican.
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Then pick candidates that arenโt criminals, vet them and elect them lawfully without threats and bribery!
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every single day they look at their base and the Americans who voted for them and call them stupid - fascinating
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Everyone just assumes he suffers from โundiagnosed mental challengesโ. I wish his family cared about him. ๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐
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Actually only 35 million, and the rest were submissive and brainwashed wives. So technically...
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Yeah, the tuber headโs so proud of his 10 months of nothing but obstruction. Nice going, electing the dimwit coach to such an important job, AL voters- and he wants to run for AL Gov?! And, Oh, yeah, how โradicalโ Democrats in Congress and VP Harrisโ 74 million voters are! My kind of โradicalโ! ๐๐บ๐ธ๐
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Iโm so sick of the hypocrisy.
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Heโs either an old GOP queen or a pedo. I just canโt tell anymore.
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Shameless. ๐ก
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Does Tuberville have the lowest IQ in the Senate?
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The country is not a sports team. The president can nominate candidates, but the coequal branch of elected officials will have a say by confirming or not.
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Running the government ain't no game, Tubby.
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And this assclown wants to be Alabama's next Gobernor.
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Ya know, tubs, if you really knew as much as you think you know...like the rest of this regime, you are an imperfect man. Your group of self-centered, greedy, condescending, and arrogant individuals will someday be dropped like hot rocks by the orange man. We are all here for it! Get the ๐ฟ ready!
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Too many blows to the head.
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Itโs called gaslighting
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Is it that simple? I doubt the owners and fans would just let you pick someone who never played baseball for your MLB team.
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Craven sycophant is the term that comes to mind
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#Tuberville is the best example what inbreeding does to a population. #PedoMAGA #Inbredistan
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Every accusation is a confession.
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Dems keep blocking. Give NOTHING to these traitors.
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Your team is a bunch of rapist,pedo, Traitors.
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Bunch of hypocrites . Prepare people extreme conflict is right around the corner . They are forcing it
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Authoritarians are immune to irony and completely blind to their own blatant hypocrisy.
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Pure Calvinball.
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GOP is nothing more than a power/cash grab.
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These people have a short memory when it fits their agenda.
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Republican rules never apply to Republicans.
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He's either too dense to remember or he thinks everyone else is.
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really starting (or continuing) to think 'Tupid Tommy might be the dumbest of all these dumb, dumb empty suits. And that's quite a claim.
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And pure stupidity. That man is really really really stupid.
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Tuberville is in league with Krasnov.
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Plus Olympic level stupidity again. Why do these people keep thinking all of this is a fucking football game?
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Thank you for this post. If we do it, it's OK...
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At the foundation of the statement, it also isnโt entirely true about the coach thing. They may adjust and replace, but are largely working with the existing team. Which, of course, he should know. What he is referencing, I believe, is high school dodge ball.
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Anyone surprised at the hypocrisy?
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FUCK tummy toobervile. IF WE DON'T RISE UP AND SHOW THEM THAT THE 77 MILLION IS A FAKE NUMBER WE ARE FUCKING DOOMED
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Itโs cognitive dissonance for us. Itโs garden variety hypocrisy from him.
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Tommy Turdville is a fucking hypocrite.
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Wouldn't that require cognition?
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Not a bright guy
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77 million sounds impressive until you consider there were about 340 million people in America in 2024. So 22% voted for him. Not exactly a stunning "mandate." The majority voted for someone else or didn't care enough about their freedom to bother. So cock blocking Hitler 2.0 is on point.
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and don't forget that we all know they purposely blocked as much as they could for Obama.
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We can, but you can't. And don't forget the supreme court nomination bs from a few years ago. Besides trump got his cabinet and look how it turned out. Filled with people that are either gutting their department or overspending with total disregard to the budget or constitution. Some people
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Why couldnโt one Democrat put a hold on Emil Bove? I mean if there was a time for that procedure to be used wasnโt it on this criminal?
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Tommy is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
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When a coach is stupid and not a great coach, they join MAGA and try to fuck over anyone who isn't as stupid as they are.
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I can't tell with Tommy whether he's just plain stupid and incompetent or whether he's just plain stupid and incompetent!!
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He shud stick to football.
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It's hard to believe that a man that stupid could actually be elected to the Senate....even in a Ruby red state.
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To be fair, tuberville is an extremely stupid man.
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Tuberville is too stupid to have cognitive dissonance.
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Teletubbies have more to offer than does Tuberville! Heโs a dolt!
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I confirm Tuberville must go.
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I don't know why they care. When Trump is gone they will pick new ones.
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......okay but we're a country of 340 million, so fuck them I guess?
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150? Noooooooo!
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YES HE DID,SO WHATS FAIR FOR THE GOOSE IS FAIR FOR THE GANDER
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Radical reTHUGlican amnesia!
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Yes his claim of victimhood is somewhat disingenuous.
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Tubberville thinks we all have short memories. Fuck you tommy.
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BY. HIM. SELF.
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The American people are not players in a game.
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Stop trying to make it make sense, it never will. Blue needs to #standup and #fightback and maybe every #playdirty if they want to survive. Fascism isn't coming to America, it's already here.
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@briantylercohen.bsky.social they DON'T CARE!!! It's all to get the message they want out. He could have blocked nominees yesterday and if it suits they're whims today he'd bitch about it online. 1/
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This fuckwit has to put everything in terms of football, and even then heโs completely wrong, absurd, and hypocritical. AL deserves a stupid senator. Bless his heart.
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This only makes sense if the sport is Calvinball.
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It's okay. It's penance for the Obama years. And it's what the people want.
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Tuberville is a gold medal shitweasel. Daddy Tuberville shouldnโt have played with it so much. His sperm got stupid.
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Fucking Nazi meat head!
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No amount of education can fix them... it's infuriating
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As hypocritical as he is stupid.
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Tommy should be benched for the season or foreseeable future.
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What part of ADVISE And CONSENT do you not understand, Senator?
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Absolutely. Well said! Make America Gullible Again. 77 million did not elect the Idiot. 90 million that decided not to vote allowed the Orange Sociopath to slip through the cracks! Thatโs the sad reality. #8647Now
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The last guy the republicans called โCoachโ was Denny Hastert.
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he got bms in his thoughtbox like he just took a pupe in his head he got bms in his thoughtbox but he can't keep himself from creepin
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Because Trump they are all low-life criminals like you.
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Tubberville isnโt even a decent . . .
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details details
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I can't take any grown man seriously who still goes by "Tommy."
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263 million Americans did NOT pick donald trump.
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Yep. Tubervillains's gold medal Lie Jump.
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Is it cognitive dissonance when itโs intentional obfuscation?
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A President is not a 'coach' nor an 'autocrat' who gets to just pick whomever they want without approval from the legislative body. I think the concept of separation of powers is to hard for folks like him to understand...but he gets elected as a representative. America IS getting dumber.
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Ya seeโฆ.๐ฉ like this here is to be expected when you elect a lame brain football coach to the senate !!! ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ. He doesnโt have the sense to vote, in the state he lives in !!!
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Also, 1) 47 doesn't get carte blanche just because he was elected. 2) this regime is corrupt 3) the dems need to step up their fucking game and come down even harder. 4) fuck off tuberville.
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Hypocrite turbeville!
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Itโs not football, asshole.
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What about the REST of the Americans that these assholes are still expected to represent? Their "constituents" aren't just the idiots who voted for them.
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Is it just me, or is Tuberville a fucking moron? Apologies on the language front, but he's such a douche...
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He's a radical then.
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This stupid man.
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Nobody ever accused Tommy Tuberville of being smart. Nobody.
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Well I expect nothing less from people from Alabama, and oh by the way, Forest Gump isn't a real person.
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The dumbest old white maga racist in office and he has stiff competition- hopefully one day he will be prosecuted for his involvement with J6
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Maybe itโs time to rename the GOP the Party of Hippocrats and swap the elephant for a hippo.
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Republicans have really played the long game for this switch to a dictatorship.
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The people didn't choose him. Elon's hacking did that.
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Also, coaches get fired. A lot.
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Fucking PROJECTION โฆnot cognitive dissonance.
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Never mind that 81 million registered Americans didnโt vote!
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Or is it just hypocrisy? IOKIYAR
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NAME CHANGE ... Tommy-the-Twit-TUBERVILE
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They want everyone to think like them which is to not think at all!
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Tubberville-you created the playbook. The other team has it now and is using it. Get over it.
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The difference being of course. Who is being blocked and who isn't?
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Tommy Tuperware talks from "the locker room". When Trump spoke of people queuing up to kiss the royal butt....
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That Tubby guy is rock stupid.
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77 million imbeciles voted for an uber imbecile.
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IOIWDI and IWIFTDI (itโs ok if we do it and itโs wrong if they do it.)
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And his supporters are so freaking stupid they wonโt figure it out
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Heโs not a fucken coach anymore! Thatโs his whole stupid identity. Football! ๐คช
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He is the epitome of a hack. He needs to go coach from the under the rock that spawned him.
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And if the U.S. government was a sports team, weโd be in last place, thus qualifying us for first round draft picks.
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and not your regular Olympics either, tommy's are so unique they haven't thought of a name for them yet
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The faux "gold" plated standard of ignorance, lawlessness, deflection, and buffoonery! But what more can you expect from a convicted felon and adjudicated sexual predator demented clown and his vile minions!? Oh, wait, fraud, waste, and grift!
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It makes me wonder who dictated and led strategy/tactics when he was โCoachโ, especially when he opens his mouth and makes a fool of himself
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Olympic level bad faith.
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I wish the legions of Alabama players would come forward to talk about what an ass the guy was and why he is unqualified to be a senator.
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Blocking is literally the only thing for which Tuberville is known since he was unwisely voted into Congress.
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They may get to pick their team, but guess what? For three years, they're still coaching the majority of the former coaches players you fucking dumbass motherfucker. And they usually live out the length of the contract, unless they fuck up royally & get FIRED which can happen, but unfortunately you
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Tommy thinks checks and balances refer only to his bank account. This man would be out of his depth in a puddle.
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what kind of idiot politicized the military
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The words "Tuberville" and "Olympics" in the same sentence are completely discordant.
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MAGA Voters have the brain power of a door knob. They totally forgot about this and nice to remind them...maybe they will retain this information for at least a few days.
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They are nothing, if not hypocrites.
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Itโs time Democrats followed Tommyโs example and just continue to block this administration anyway they can!
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These morons wouldnโt recognize a TRUTH if it knocked them upside the head!
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Winning an election in a democratic republic doesn't mean you get to do whatever the fuck you wantโฆ. We don't elect kingsโฆ we elect presidentsโฆ. Presidents with checks on their power to balance out our system. millions of Americans also elected the Democrats blocking Trumpโs disgusting nominations
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We have a frighteningly large population in this country for whom the Truth does not matter. For them truth is what their representatives (oppressors) tell them and they are told the truth is hatred. They have become slaves to hatred and its corrupted even their most basic mental functions.
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Epic fucking stupidity & hypocrisy is more apropos!
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Tubby Tuberville is a ๐ฉ
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They're not trying to get there together. They're in it for themselves.
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At first I misread that as 425 million nominees, and my thought was "Yeah, that sounds about right."
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It's very generous of you to use the word "cognitive" in any way when speaking of tubs.
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@briantylercohen.bsky.social don't you see that is the Republican white Christian nationalist ethos "do as I say not as I do".
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That assumes heโs capable of cognition.
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To be honest Tommy Stupidville has the IQ of a rock.
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Tuberville continues to make his case for most ignorant hypocrite to ever hold public office in this country
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Actually, more people voted against TACO than for him. So the American people did not really pick him.
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Maga GOP are such hypocrites.
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Donโt use big words. The Coach canโt understand you!
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Tommy is an unqualified Trump Tool!
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As long as DC Dems are afraid to appear on right-wing media platforms 50% of the country won't know about this. Cognitive Dissonance: DC DEMS acting like 1990s Biden & you expecting a change. It's time to call out the gross incompetence of Dem Leadership, forcing them to act or step aside.
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Tommy Tupperware is an idiot.
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HYPOCRISY is the word. He knows they conflict, and thatโs fine with him because he thinks he gets to do whatever is best for him and his side.
Rather than trying to behave in a fair manner with both sides agreeing to follow rules.
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I don't think he's the sharpest pencil in the box.
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Hypocrisy is their brand.
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Itโs not cognitive dissonance- itโs just being a whopping gelatinous douche.
Remember - weaponized bullshit is a standard practice for right wingers.
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The thing is, I donโt think Tuberville is unaware of the dichotomy.
Tuberville just doesnโt care.
Heโs proven himself shameless in doing whatever the Republican Fourth Reich wants.
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No. Not cognitive dissonance.
It is called weaponized hypocrisy.
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Love those BTC catches.
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Itโs the only cognitive dissonance if arenโt aware. Tommy Tubesteak is an inbred racist with an IQ around 80 but he is fully aware that he is full of shit.
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Even Tuberville realizes that he's too dumb to continue as a Senator, so he's running for governor instead.
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Yeah, Tuberville (aka "Tubesteak") is just as perverted as his buddy Jim Jordan.
They probably sit around reminiscing about college athletes being molested.
Jim: ah, those were they days Tommy
Tommy: you bet! Now squeal for me boy!
Jim: you want to doodle some boners?
Tommy: wheres the Sharpie?
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THAT man is an idiot.
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The question is how did one moronic imbecile redneck hold so much power to block these confirmations? Would a Dem senator have done this? No way. See the problem???
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Once again he is showing us how intelligent he is๐
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When you forget youโre the one holding the brakes, but still complain the car wonโt move. Olympic-level indeed. ๐ฅ๐
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trump dictionary definitions -
Democrats - Radical Migrants - Vicious Criminals Clinton - Crooked Schiff - Shifty Judges - Radical left leaning liberals Eileen Cannon -โstrongโ and โbrilliant.โ Jerome Powell - โstupid person.โ
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Also, not a sport guy but aren't most players under contract so NO, a New Coach doesn't just get to assemble a new team! They're barely even trying to make sense.
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Donโt insult those who truly struggle with cognitive dissonance. This asshole is just a dishonest, disingenuous piece of shit who knows they canโt play without seriously stacking the deck because they canโt win without cheating.
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More GOP hypocrisy
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Olympic level stupidity. Toonerville may be the dumbest member of the Senate.
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Is he talking about that idiot that only ever picks cheerleaders?
