You know that scene in an action movie when the bad guy runs through the kitchen of a restaurant and pulls down all the pots and pans behind him to slow down his pursuers? We're in that part of the Trump presidency.
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I have used this often since 2020. But, so far this year, this is the first time it seemed applicable again.
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😂
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Perfect analogy! I can visualize that so clearly. 🤣
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where's a couple of jurassic park kitchen raptors when you need em? 😔
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I really hope Trump crashing through the kitchen is a scene in the next season of The Bear.
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Oh, Bravo! 👏👏👏
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I hate AI but someone should make this a clip
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My daughter said last night that we’re in the 18th season of a show that should have been canceled in season 1…and now we have hear about his cankles.
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Your lips to god’s ears
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Not funny, Jason.
Hilarious.
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Hopefully soon we'll be at the "in the alleyway tipping over the bins, then the cop car pulls up at the end of the alley" stage.
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🏆💀
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And we're just getting started.
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When do we get to the part where the hero jumps over the obstacles and tackles him? I wait with bated breath.
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With the bone spurs, the lifts, we're talking about a man that can't go down a ramp without somebody to hold on to. I could see Johnson pushing a cart used to serve desserts trying to help him run through the kitchen but slipping on the desserts swept off to make room for Trump on the cart.
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Gotta flip those stacked trays being expo'd, too! Pandemonium prevails! (What's the backing track? Dramatic orchestral? Yakkity Sax? Something more Guns N' Roses?)
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I hope you mean the one where the guy runs out the back door of the restaurant and gets hit by the runaway garbage truck in the alley? I liked that one...
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Wow!! LOVE THIS COMMENT!
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Perfect
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When does the Sirhan Sirhan character appear?
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🎯
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it’s the entire movie
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When does Steven Seagal knife fight Tommy Lee Jones?
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like
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Lol
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I dream the chase concludes w/ an armed standoff at mar a lago. 👇 don't watch the footage if you have a weak stomach
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Just a reminder. When Jeffery Epstein was asked if he and Trump socialized together with under age girls Epstein answered by asserting his fifth amendment right.
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It’s hopeful except it’s also the same bullshit where USAmericans give no shits about actual policies and governance but suddenly pay attention if there’s sex.
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Great visual.
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LMAO, thank you
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The end of Blazing Saddles except the 4th wall is any sort of notion of truth or reality.
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perfect analogy
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and Josh Hawley is the complicit sous chef going “Mama Mia!”
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Perfecto
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I’m sure the old SOB will fall first 😉
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That would make a good cartoon actually.
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Chapelle as black W. Bush. 🤣
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We are almost to the trips and crashes into alley garbage stage.
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Hopefully it’s not a Steven Seagal or Kevin Sorbo movie. They’d let him get away with it.
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An apt description. 👍
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BUT WAIT I THOUGHT HE'S THE HUNTER
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( i always kind of admire that guy’s verve tho)
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Awesome analogy except....he definitely CAN'T run....
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It doesn’t stop the pursuit in the movies and it won’t stop this.
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I'll go around back. You flush him out
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Please be right
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Except the kitchen staff (Republican politicians) are trying to form a human chain to stop his pursuers.
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oh my god that is hilarious!
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But in this movie, Trump can hurdle.
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I was hoping to cut straight to the bunker with cyanide capsules and a pistol.
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Running from cops just pisses them off.
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Yes, Chef.
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Kind of interesting Murdock met with Vance before the WSJ published the letter Trump gave Epstein for his 50th birthday. Kind of telling that Faux Noise is now reporting on the financial chaos the tariffs are causing. Rumor has it Murdock has told Faux to be more critical of Trumpty-Dumpty.
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His enablers/accomplices getting in on it too — Johnson trying to shut down the House, Gabbard spouting nonsense about Obama…
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💯
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But will Trump get his like the bad guy in the movie always does in the end (and will democracy still be standing?)
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Excellent image and very on point -
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Perfect visual
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Or it's the alley, where he pulls down the trash cans, pallets, & recycle bins....and he runs into the street where a car almost hits him...
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Yup, and Jay Dee hee haw Vance is counting the days!
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The fast action scenes are close to the end of movies. 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
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Lets hope
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In the next scene we see JD Vance locking the back door of the kitchen to prevent Trump's escape. Of course he has a WSJ reporter standing next to him.
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I was a KC resident when I watched you disassemble an AR… blindfolded in a campaign ad. We don’t live in MO anymore so I haven’t followed you much since. I sure hope to see you on the national stage. You are a treasure.
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True dat.
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Apt analogy!
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Cute.
But.....
You know that scene in the History of the World movie? You know, the bit in July 1937, when the dictator builds the first concentration camp?
You're in that part.....
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The following scene in the dark alley in the back..isn't gonna be pretty..
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And meanwhile his GOP accomplices in Congress are doing a smash-and-grab, while the ones in the courts are running a sophisticated white collar fraud scheme.
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💯 🎯
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Apt image.
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what if there is more than one bad guy
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Wouldn't it be pretty to think so
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Hahaha 😂 awesome 👏
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Cool, he's about to find the fire doors at the back of the kitchen are chained shut.
Hopefully he'll find his way into the freezer. The one that doesn't have a door handle on the inside.
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Yes, or at the Asian street market and he turns over carts of fruits and vegetables lol.
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Great analogy, because this guy will try to destroy everybody on the way down. Malignant narcissist will always destroy what they can’t control.
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Nailed it.
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To the tune of yakkity-sax
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We can only hope.
Though it seems as if we've viewed this scene multiple times with Trump and he always escapes to the back alley.
Maybe this time it will be different.
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The end is near.
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Lol at a concert
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That is an absolutely perfect analogy. The visual.
The pots and pans never stop the pursuit in the movies and Trump’s Obama, Hillary, emails, stolen election, treason, blah, blah, blah sure as hell isn’t gonna stop the pursuit of the Epstein files.
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Bravo!!
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Perfect
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I hope you are right.
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Someone needs to throw the boiling hot oil.
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But it might work.
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and then a busboy whacks him with an iron skillet in the face, because he's the one that'll have to clean up the mess.
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🎯😂🏆🎉
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Yeah, but instead of a whole bunch of pans that block the path, it's lkke two lans and a spatula, and his dumbass tripped and fell pulling them down, and we're all just sanding here like, "Are you done?" And maga is like, "it's 6K chesskers, you woke dei libflake" and yeah.
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😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Exactly! 😂
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He's not bright enough to throw dirt in his pursuer's face when he's ultimately caught, so at least there's that, I guess...
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It would be great to watch a stunt actor in a Trump suit huffing and puffing through the kitchen and grabbing a turkey leg as he runs through.
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Yeah, but I can't picture Trump running through a kitchen...or anywhere else.
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And we're all just waiting for someone to pop up around a corner with a big iron skillet to the face.
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I hope you’re right, Jason, and we don’t have to suffer under this insanity for another 3-1/2 years!!!
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That has been the entirety of his existence.
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I feel like we need another metaphor, since I can’t imagine Trump running through anything. Maybe he’s riding a scooter through the kitchen and knocking things down with his grabbing pole?
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Chef’s kiss
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I see it more like this
