Oops.
Also, it’s not complicated, couch humper. Putin just needs to GTFO.
JD Vance: "It's complicated, Kristen, but we're gonna keep on trying to play these parties -- um, you know, we're gonna keep on trying to convince these parties to talk to each other."
Does he talk to his wife that way? Yeah pretty sure he does
JD Vacation forgets that Trump said this would be resolved on day 1 with 1 phone call.
Why does no one ask him why he had 4 names? Changed it 3x! He hates himself! 8 vacations in 7 months?
The simple simpleton blathers on, says something stupid = lies some more
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Mansplaining ewwww
You said what you really thought the first time, couch fucker. And you’re wrong. The ones being played are us, by them. GFYS
What happened to the deadline three weeks ago? No ceasefire then Russia would have serious consequences??? Still waiting……..
Freudian slip “play these parties”.
He means they are going to continue to persuade Zelenskyy to surrender.
What a puke.
fancy vancy is full of shit
Aggressor Putin needs to stop and needs to pay. I stand with Ukraine. We may need their help for democracy in the US.
It's not a game. That is his mindset then he has missed the point.
Also, how 'bout that "Play these parties" Freudian slip by couch humper?!?!?
Putin can stop his war of aggression whenever he wants.
Hes the biggest fraud Ohio has ever produced, who going to be the first coherent Ohioan to rip his ass ! Stop hiring out of state and in state criminals !
The Russians have already stated their demands --
Both demands will NEVER be accepted by Ukraine.
Diplomacy didn't work with Hitler, and it will never work with Putin. Period.
It's complicated to him. He thinks he's playing but he's being played so hard
😳
It’s only complicated because Putin has the Epstein files.
It isn't that complicated. We need a strong president who will kick Putin's ass instead of kissing it like Trump.
"PLAY" Hmmmm.
Humperdoo!
Putin and Netanyahu can stop their wars at anytime.
Man said he was playing.
He really doesn’t have a clue what to do. So inept!!
"Play the parties" now there's a Freudian slip if I've ever heard one. The only person being played here is Trump, the lap dog of the murderous, Russian dictator Putin.
Big slip😳
Exactly
Someone slipped ಠಿ_ಠ…🗣️Clean up on aisle 47? 🤔 I think there’s a podcast for that
No negotiations w/Germany nor Japan ONLY surrender! Only negotiation taking place was how to carve up Germany between the allies & Russia AFTER Germany surrendered! Vance uses historical lies as a rationale to carve up Ukraine! Putin wants back that big slice Stalin got in WWII. Vance is willing!
Have we ever had a more obnoxious VP?, he’s been on vacation all year, easy money.
Let me explain it to you in terms you can understand MAGA.
You voted for Trump because you didn't want criminals coming across the border into The USA, and you wanted criminals removed from The USA.
Ukraine feels the same way about Ukraine.
Well, you see, JD once wrote a popular book, and so, by the false authority fallacy, we know that he understands the complexities of geopolitical conflict and international diplomacy.
He simply doesn’t have time to explain it all…or something.
LoL 😆. "...play these parties against one another... oops. Shit!"
He's such a condescending C U N....
It’s only complicated because Trump is being blackmailed by Putin so he can’t take stronger action against Russia.
play the parties? it's all a game of macho madness.
Too bad they fired all the diplomats who worked for our government.
JD Vance is a glowed-up hayseed wearing suits paid for by peter thiel. He's way over his head and always will be.
So pathetic to see the USA grovelling before Putin.
Vance to himself: "Shit did I just say that out loud?" 🤔
Omg just laughed so hard I peed
To play the parties……oops there was a HUGE Freudian slip
Turn off the sound and watch this creepy weirdo. Arrogant, condescending. Definitely the couch is sneaking away, milimeter by milimeter.
Not very complicated, sweetie. We see you, JD.
The way he says her name 🤢. JD take your mansplaining & shove it!
Whooooareyou…WhowhoWhowho!
"Playing people" is what Trump's administration is all about
Many people are saying he has a venereal disease from the couch
Jd gives handjobs to both of his masters
Vladimir Futon is misrepresenting what the American people want.
Jay in Kyiv lives in Ukraine, is American, and knows Russian politics. He’s got an informative take here. I’d wager he knows more abt what is actually going on than couch fucker does.
Sir you’ve been played
Putin needs to stop firing. The end.
JD Vacation..
Breathtakingly incompetent.
He said it. Straight up. They are fucking with Ukraine. Agreed, Ukraine does not have to do anything but keep defending itself - THAT is its card to play.
It’s complicated when you’re really on Putin’s side but have to pretend to be supporting Ukraine.
But Trump said it would not be complicated. Day 1.
play stupid games, win stupid prizes
All of this rhetoric, over senseless military murder. Why are politicians soooo stupid?
Articulate idiot. Phucking stupid.
He's as big a dolt at donnie...
That should be the blue hat GTFO
Of Ukraine Of DC Of our lives / our privacy / our children’s schools / our libraries / our universities!
GTFO
I think along with being a natural born repeller, he smells. When the beast is gone, this grub of human size is not sellable.
It’s so complicated he doesn’t understand it
Putin came here scared the shit out of all of them so now whatever he wants they give him. Damn he must have let them all have it good
“Play these parties” 🤦♀️
He's not knowledgeable about much of anything. He's not even particularly silver-tongued.
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What couch lover is saying here is exactly why centrists BS is so toxic.
the triple twist quadruple flip required end to the Trump/Vance we love Putin show and we will emerge unscathed if Putin takes over Ukraine will not happen
maybe a better metaphor is: they are juggling 12 balls between 2 uncoordinated guys and they add a new ball every 3 days
Freudian slip much??
They are definitely going to keep on playing Ukraine. These fucks want to give their master European hegemony to fulfill the autocratic dream of a tripolar-power wher China, Ukraine and the U.S. take all the worlds riches and enslaves everyone, disregarding national sovereignty.
Some crook goes over to the JD’s home and kicks in the door
& tells him .. well .. it’s complicated .
These ppl 🙄
Maybe they owe Biden an apology??? 🤷🏻♂️
Vance is a horrible liar and for that I’m confident when Trump goes to 🔥🔥 that Vance will be so unpopular with even MAGA.
The word that stands out to me is "PLAY." Russia has lost over 1 million people -- all of the North Koreans.
And these clowns want to play??
Haha admitted it
Play the parties against each other, Is that what he is saying?
I can not believe we are HERE!😔🤬
Tax the rich tax the rich tax the rich Kamala, like Al, got more votes!
She is the worst! The only person she should be interviewing is some old white guy at a local fair.
His Freudian slip is an oil slick
This is exactly what I AM NEEDING ; LAUGH AND SING NOW
"Vance VP" - Marsh Family parody adaptation of "Dancing Queen" by ABBA, on JD Vance
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Shady has no intelligence, charisma, or a working policy !! All he has is time for VACATION on the taxpayer DIME!! 😡
Why do journalists waste time interviewing this idiot?
He's either a dipshit...or a lying dipshit.
It’s complicated when you won’t punish the perpetrator and want them to “agree” with the victim on peace FFS
Ah yes, the patronizing "it's complicated". Why don't you take a shot at actually answering the question and explain how you and Trump have complicated not facilitated peace, you PoS.
Wait...you are 'playing' them???? For what??
Vance is just another pedo like Trump! 🤮
I despise his condescending rhetoric.
Military grade clown.
Not fit for purpose.
We fucked him off in the UK.
Don’t come into our pubs bumping your gums with bullshit ‘n’ lies…
W⚓️
Play these parties.
Fly pretty flamingo, fly. It’s time Moscow grew terrified of what’s in its sky.
The Pentagon is on team Russia
The Pentagon has been quietly blocking Ukraine from using U.S.-made long-range Army Tactical Missile Systems (ATACMS) to strike targets inside Russia, limiting Kyiv's ability to employ these weapons i...
We need to start calling JD - Sofa King because he’s Sofa King smart!
Is this asshole wearing makeup now too?
Putin took the war to Ukraine, Putin can take himself out!
Interesting choice of words.
I always loathe his condescending "blah, blah, blah, name of female reporter, FIRST NAME" and he does it in every fucking interview. His need to feel smug and superior is apparently overwhelming.
"play"
He should have stayed on holiday. He has nothing to contribute to anything. However, I’m glad he left Scotland.
He's so awful at pretending to be human.
Why is no one pressing these mother fuckers and asking them to explain what exactly Ukraine has done wrong?
Such a negative physical reaction to this horrific thing. How can she not throw up in his face?
It’s sad to think even if we manage to get Trump out of office, we’ll still have to deal with his sniveling lackey.
he needs a lighter color eyeliner now that he's going grey
Mansplaining.
SYBAU!! 💪😈 🛋 👮♂️🚔
RUSSIA INVADED UKRAINE RUSSIA INVADED UKRAINE RUSSIA INVADED UKRAINE RUSSIA INVADED UKRAINE RUSSIA INVADED UKRAINE RUSSIA INVADED UKRAINE RUSSIA INVADED UKRAINE RUSSIA INVADED UKRAINE USSA IS SUPPORTING RUSSIA
Well, there was a classic Freudian slip.
Day one. One phone call.
Ben Meiselas absolutely roasted him today on his podcast. Keep it up in yours, too. He’s such a beta he will crumble. Then you do as Mary Trump says, “mock them mercilessly!”
Not his only slip up in that interview!
Dumb ass inbred hill scoggin couch humper.
What he is saying is they need this wrapped up so the orange turds embalming fluid does not fry his brain anymore to wreak the AI in his head so that he can win Noble Peace Prize.
We gonna play both sides and hope no one says anything on tv about it. 😂 Pope killer!
They keep bringing a Trump to a Putin fight.
1 way to end war- the invaders must leave and then pay for reparations. #slavaukraini
He must think most people are fools.
Freudian slips can be so embarrassing, too bad that he has no shame or self-esteem that will be diminished by his actions and words! If his mother and father are still around, they probably hide their faces every time he starts to speak, and if not, they're probably spinning in their graves!
I won’t watch the MSM. They are responsible and they refuse to learn. But JD must know it is not complicated. One country was attacked.
I'll only be mildly surprised if these clowns announce US air tanker assistance and intel to the Russian Air Force bombers so they can bring an accelerated end to the "war" ( which Russia started). This will clinch the Nobel Peace Prize for sure.
Anyone notice that smug look on that twit's face at the end? Vance is completely clueless. He thought he said something "smart." Well, Just (a) Dimwit Vance, it wasn't. Vance hasn't got a clue as to why Putin started this war & how it needs to end.
Vance as a peacemaker? Yeah, no.
As usual, pitting others against each other's so you get what you want. It's all a fkg game to creeps like him and Trump. And fkg putin.
Exactly.
Couch Fuckula with his tattooed eyeliner and a face that looks like its stuffed with ding dongs also needs to GTFO.
Play? Play is the operative word. You are trying to play Zelensky but he is smarter than you and the pedo regime.
What a load of shit, the only thing they need is for Putin to get the fuck out of Ukraine.
Yeah, we’re gonna drag this out until we get Papa Putin everything he wants.
Oh, and we’re supporting genocide in The West Bank and Gaza, too.
Yeah, MAGA!!!
It’s all a game to you JD
hey jim dave:
your daddy said he'd end russia's war against ukraine in 24 hours with one phone call.
53 times he said it.
Need to force the bully out. Same with our bully
I can’t with the night club eyeliner… There is no taking him seriously.
3 cheers the permeant makeup artist who couldn’t stand this ass and over did it
Mobsters as Putin and Trump only respect power. Drop some drones on the WH and the Kremlin and they will cave in.
Again, JD is a well-educated idiot. Putin won't stop on his own. Russia must be crippled before he thinks about stopping. IMHO, he will only stop when he takes his last breath.
Yes, he lies - but also, he’s not the sharpest knife in the cutlery drawer, is he?
J D the couch is calling
Couch humper..Savage.
On 12/05/1994, leaders of US, UK, and Russia met in Budapest, to pledge security assurances to Ukraine. The signatories pledged to respect Ukraine’s territorial integrity and inviolability of its borders, and to refrain from the use/threat of military force
"play these parties against each other" is what he was about to say
Playing the game of diplomacy. Really
Lock this OOS up along with Trump
Like all rethuglicans, this #ShadyJD couch-fucker is a vile mixture of stupidity and sedition.
Time to #FTFF
#FuckTheFascistFucks
At least when you f*cked the couch you didn’t get orange spray tan all over your face, JD. On the plus side, you can’t see the orange butt prints, but your hairline is telling us you’ve been eating *ss.
Vance personifies insincerity. No one believes a word he says. Ever. Even Usha. Vance reposts comments from white nationalists about women being incubators. Usha is a woman. Vance does not respect women so Vance does not respect her.
Whoopsie. The truth always comes out. They are playing all these parties!
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“It’s complicated, we need to look like we’re doing something without actually doing anything in order to keep Putin from showing the world Trump’s kompromat.”
The unfortunate fact is, if we get King crazy out, Vance will be next up. However, with that said I feel like he is DUMB AND WEAK. Hopefully
"Complicated" is word that means I dare you ask me a direct question like that- do you know who I am?
Warsplaining fits well with him. Almost as if he’s had practice talking down to people.
