Grounds for divorce imo
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If my spouse had to farm out TEXTING ME to an LLM it’s joever
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Alright this is corny but when I was younger I wrote this girl I was dating a shitload of poems. I don't know if they were good but I think the fact that I'd clearly taken some time to just Think About Her and create something meant a lot.
Imagine just getting the doohicky to shit them out instead.
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Sometimes I think I’m asocial…
But jfc I do not want to live my life as a mouthpiece for an LLM
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“Phrase it in a way that doesn’t raise suspicion about the affair.”
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you could already just say "text my wife i'm running 15 minutes late" and it will text them "i'm running 15 minutes late" with literally any smarthpone / smartwatch.
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I'm waiting for the new tech where instead of having sex with your wife you can just tell your superintelligent AI "Have sex with my wife". So convenient.
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The way it's gonna take longer than just SENDING THE PROMPT TO SOMEONE. JUST SAY "ILL BE 15 MIN LATE"
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In this one paragraph, it describes, almost in its entirety, the inherent problem with AI. People will stop thinking for themselves.
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only person you should use gpt to talk with is your boss
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“Sorry - gonna be a bit late honey. Out with that red-head from work and the viagra hasn’t worn off yet.”
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AI is going to lead to hordes of indecisive men incapable of clever or original thought. The reliance of some people on a glorified search engine is going to break brains worse than social media.
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Your opinion is correct
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"Lol out cheating see you after I collect an std test kit jokes rofl"
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this takes longer than typing "running 15 minutes late"
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Getting divorced bc Gemini called your wife the wrong name, made a sexist racist knock-knock joke and then sent her instructions on how to kill herself.
Not good! Easily avoidable marital strife!
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Or you could just tell your wife “I’m going to be 15 minutes late.” It takes less effort than getting the ai to do it lol
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what is the point of wasting resources keeping alive a person who would do this. why should anyone care they exist if they won't even interact with a loved one
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street execution*
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"Maybe you had an affair, so you say, 'Tell my spouse I had an affair, but in an apologetic tone.' Instead of having to think of what to say, the bot will write it for you."
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I just had a good friend, unprompted, send me an AI poem because I used my brain to make up a concept, "ocular plasma".
YOUR OWN BRAIN CAN DO A HAIKU!
Everytime a techBro goes into psychosis mode, or I see people outsourcing the joy of thinking, it's one more nail in the coffin for my usage of AI.
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Everytime they justify LLM's it's just this:
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Whats wrong with 'sorry, running fifteen minutes late'? Thats the message... its your spouse. They know you. They know what you're doing. They'll be fine/cross you're late regardless. Such a weird non-problem to solve! (Unless you are severely physically or intellectually impaired, obvs.)
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He would literally put the same amount of energy of typing the ACTUAL message into typing the prompt.
If you do this you DESERVE to be dumped.
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Basically this youtu.be/MAsCdzOWQoE?...
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Elbow need to add a verse to this...
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Don't we already have voice to text? Just say it out loud to your phone and hit send. Telling AI to compose a text for you in this example actually wastes time!
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Hey honey. I'm running 15 minutes late bec I don't care about you! Ha ha ha!
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"tell my wife I'm 15 minutes late but I'm bringing the dinner. put it as neutral and matter-of-fact tone as possible.
end with 'luv u' and a kissing smiley."
"ok, wait."
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I keep waiting for the good application of AI
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How long before some dope cyrano de bergerac's himself and his partner is like "why arent you that witty and poetic in person?"
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God forbid us from talking to our spouses
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"beloved spouse of mine, my appointment at the local house of ill-repute was unfortunately delayed and I will be 15 minutes late to our dinner rendezvous. 😉"
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South Park had an entire episode revolving around this exact thing
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I feel like it's way more effort to ask an LLM to come up with something vs "Running 15 minutes late 🫣"
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This is literally EPICAC by Kurt Vonnegut
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Grounds for murder.
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People who use this probably hate their spouse so unironically, yeah.
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how....how is that helping anyone? like 'I'm gunna be laterz' or something is quicker to write and with less steps than this. I seriously do not understand this. Why would you even want to tell an AI's joke in your name? super weird.
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Counterpoint: Just call your spouse and say you'll be late.
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Plot twist - spouse will generate their response using Gemini.
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This is exactly one of the main themes of Helen Phillips' novel Hum.
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Seriously. If they can't even be bothered to talk directly to you, what's the point of the relationship?
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Her AI translates that to "she can stay in bed with her backdoor man for another 15 minutes before her boorish husband gets home"
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If I was going to text someone that I would be fifteen minutes late, I would text “I’ll be fifteen minutes late”, or maybe “I’ll be there at [scheduled time + 15 minutes]”.
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Babes I’m running late because of WHITE GENOCIDE 🤪
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Eventually, this turns into, "Gemini, if my husband calls or texts in the next hour and a half, pretend to be me. Text playfully. If he asks for a decision on something, tell him I need to think about it.
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Honestly, i'd text the prompt itself as the joke.
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Surely THIS is how they will make a profit...
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Oh I’m sure it can draft up the paperwork for that too.
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You can text via voice. I hate it, it's awful, I want it to suffer and explode, but you can do it.
And if you did just text "I'll be 15 minutes late, insert joke here" it might elicit a reaction and that takes the exact same amount of time.
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How does it take less time to send that prompt to the AI than it does to send a text to your wife?
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"Please let my wife know I don't even value her time enough to jokingly dismiss wasting it myself."
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So much to unpack. Is “Hey, running 15 mins late, be there soon” a challenge to compose? Is ”Hey, running 15 mins late, be there soon” no longer an appropriate message? Why would this need to be “jokey”? HOW can this be made “jokey”? Should all texts be “jokey” now? What even is this use case??
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Verdade
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"having to think"
The gift of thought reduced to an obligation to be relieved of.
I agree that the gift of sapience can occasionally feel like a burden, but I feel that way when I read depressing shit like this: not when I have to communicate with someone that I ostensibly care about.
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Right! Honestly if you aren’t personally delivering handwritten notes you are just leaning on technology and don’t deserve to be married. Just be sure you are making own paper and writing utensils too!
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"i had the weirdest message from my husband today, he said he'd be fifteen minutes late, but at least i could watch half an episode of a nickelodeon show?"
"oh that's so weird, my boyfriend sent the same thing."
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Who has two thumbs and doesn't appreciate the value of your time?
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Eeeem...? xD
Reminds me of this dude who wrote a chatting algorithm for talking with his girlfriend? xD It was weeeeeird then, it is weird now xD
LOL? xD
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They just hate human connection and want the benefits of a secretary in every aspect of their lives. Jesus
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Your opinion is correct
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Aside from the idiocy, is this the best use they can find for it? Texts for lazy people?
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It takes fewer words to actually write the joke
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That's so sad I can't imagine how it must feel to know your partner makes so little effort he'd rather tell AI to talk to you coz he's too busy. I think that would make me completely change how I felt about a person.
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I can see the appeal if you're an Elon Musk/Peter Thiel type who realizes that no one has ever loved you.
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If my boyfriend was feeding our texts into the plagiarism machine he'd get immediate haptic feedback
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I'd rather die alone thanks
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Imagine dating someone who found it too difficult to say "im going to be 15 minutes late"
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You think society is a trash heap now just wait until half of the population can't send simple text messages to each other without getting assistance from the tree-eating, smog shitting super robot.
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reminds me of a redditor a while ago that trained a chatbot to talk like him to text his wife during the day. Iirc he couldn't understand why she was upset when she found out
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If you have to outsource your communications to the people closest to you to an unthinking, unfeeling machine, you no longer deserve to have people close to you.
Actually fuck that, at this stage, you're no longer people.
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“I’m going to be 15 min late” here’s your message you lazy bum
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A divorce speed run even. Ffs.
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This is how I feel about commercial greeting cards.
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"If it's Thursday, add an eggplant emoji to the text"
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Butlerian Jihad now
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part of the joy of being in a relationship is being playful in the normal day to day communications. If you farm that out to a bot, are you even in a relationship?
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I still think anyone who resists using these things is going to be at a huge advantage in a few years
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without gemini, you could just tell your spouse you're running 15 minutes late.
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imagining gemini writing a text in krusty the clown's voice lol
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big boy cant type “omw”
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How the HELL is this quicker than just typing?
"Traffic is awful. Will be ~15 min late."
Longest part was going to the tilde on the phone's symbol keyboard.
This is not difficult!
You can even know (because you talk to the person) whether to add "love you", or if it's going to feel patronising.
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Grounds for fucking exile from society
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Why don’t you just use text to speech in that case?
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Gemini: “okay. Getting BJ from ur sis and she’s taking her time making me cum. B there in 15. message sent”
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Or, instead of telling AI what to say, you can just say it to your spouse
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Wife immediately calls police, fearing that husband is texting under duress, because it sounds nothing like him.
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cyrano de bergerapp
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This is why we have $4T valuations, really incredible life changing technology here. Better cure up another couple hundred billion dollars in GPU orders.
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As someone on the spectrum, I think maybe that's the intended audience for this...
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Gemini, please make love to my wife in a way that's tender and passionate. [I go back to staring at a featureless wall]
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Finally automating speaking to your wife. Truly we live in the future.
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I could not possibly imagine ever having so little respect for my wife, that I would consider this as an option.
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“Hey Kate! Running late! Bet you wish you skipped this date!
…see you in 15.”
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Yes, I'll take Shitty Algorithms for 23k, John-Boy
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This is MORE effort that results in SLOWER results than just texting "running late lol".
These people are pathetic.
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this is also straight up more effort and more time intensive
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‘He’s on the piss again, will be late.😀’
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I would literally prefer the words "tell my spouse I'm 15 minutes late and send it in a jokey tone" OVER the jokey tone AI text
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Hey Google, tell my family I love them or some shit, but write it good
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It's hilarious that white people can't see that AI is specifically designed for white people 😂😂😂😂
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Heard this in the wolf parade melody
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And that, apparently, is why we have to re-commission all those nuke plants.
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destroying the environment to text my wife because I can’t spend five seconds thinking about her and her needs and would like to blame the bot when this inevitably backfires
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Is this that dope Thomas Chatterton Williams? Whenever I see a bad and stupid take by a Williams I just assume it's him.
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Like plastic surgery for your intellect.
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See, I'll defy AI by having relationships that are too confusing to me to even know how to prompt a bot to text him
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"Gemini, call my marriage therapist and move my next appointment to this week."
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"Gemini, respond to this post with something affirmative, insightful and pithy, ideally demonstrating that I am an intellectual juggernaught and also a sexy hot sexy Chad who all the girls like"
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This coupled with the "Therapist AI bot" NPR article that came out today, society is cooked.
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Yeah, there will absolutely be texts and emails sent to spouses that still have the AI prompts in them. Those texts and emails will be marked as exhibits and listed as evidence in divorce proceedings. Depend on it.
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A year is forever in these hell-times, but I can’t help but remember the poor woman who realized her husband used ChatGPT to generate his wedding vows rather than think about them himself.
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Once again, this poem by Joseph Fasano comes to mind (poets.org/poem/student...)
“But what are you trying / to be free of? / The living? The miraculous / task of it? / Love is for the ones who love the work.”
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Seeing as I resolved to no longer think, and to self-lobotimize this year...I can't truly explain my excitement at the tech lords plans for my existence. I can't explain it because...you know ... I resolved to no longer think and to self-lobotimize this year.
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Love to save negative time but also intentionally distance myself from my spouse, thanks AI
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It's time for another installment of AI Is Cooking Our Brains.
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"Instead of having it think"
That pretty much says it all
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Honestly, if you've married someone that needs this, the marriage was doomed before it started.
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Antisocial Behaviour: The Rise
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Maybe just think about what to say though.
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"No, honey, I'm not ignoring what you've been saying." [shows phone to wife] "In fact, I'm reviewing a bulleted list of what you've said in the past 20 minutes." "What do you mean you didn't say Kathleen moved to Europe? It says it right here."... "Gemini, am I not being present in my relationship?"
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The whole idea of this is so gross, but even in this example ... what would that even BE? "Hey, I'm running 15 min late, just joking! ... But seriously, I am."
(I love all these responses, though; they give me hope.)
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I so hope if anyone tries this the message comes out as "be a bit late; still shagging your sister"
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I don't understand you had to think about that sentence. Like you littery had to think what do I tell tge ai. Why not just tell your wife that my guy im so confused.
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I would think their spouse would already know they were a humourless brick who couldnt think of anything funny so the jokey tone would be kinda redundant?
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This is already a feature. You can use the voice assistant on your phone to send "I'll be 15 minutes late" to whatever contact you want. You're literally doing the same thing with AI but worse and it burns down a few trees while you're at it.
Stop inventing problems to sell us your shitty solution!
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You begin to realize how backwards these Tech CEO's lives must be. Just squeezing life in between meetings, parties, and the crunch for the next big idea, better kiss the kids goodnight, "chatbot, send platonic goodnight kisses to my kids in a fatherly tone."
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He didn't die for this
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If you need any proof that CEOs are devoid of creativity, imagination or personality, here it is. Throughout time, they've always need other people or things to tell them what to do, and in turn, take the credit for it.
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Agreed this is bleak AF
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Just learn to fucking write it yourself, it's not hard FFS
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introducing an incredible new era of autocorrect disasters
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chatgpt will get the kids on the weekends
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Some Guy: “Gemini, tell Wife1 I just landed for my business trip. And tell Wife2 I’m running late.”
Gemini to Wife1: “I just landed for my business trip. And tell Wife2 I’m running late.”
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uh jarvis tell pepper i'm not coming home tonight in the tone of someone who cares
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I'd represent you and take your spouse to the cleaners.
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Tech bros at least try to be normal challenge (impossible)
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Completely. You want to be passive aggressive? Do it yourself, you lazy piece of sh*t. 😂
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I do remember the story of the couple cybering each other and her getting really mad when she found out he had macros set up for a bunch of it.
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Most anyone can send the text in the time it takes to ask for it to be done. This shit is whack.
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literally a south park episode about this very thing
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Literally what's wrong with "Running late, be there in x minutes"?
Or just "Sorry running late"
We're still searching for a problem for AI to solve.
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This is Vic Gundotra being weirdly creepy about Google Plus wanting real names all over again
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link?
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The machines really are gonna rise up and kill us all, aren’t they?
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"Gonna be late again, bitch! Haha 🤣"
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It’s faster to just say “Siri, text ____ and say “late again oops”.
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"Tell my spouse I'm leaving her for a 19 year old masseuse, and make it in a jokey tone"
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"Instead of having to think"
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"Hey babe, running 15 min late. Just reading Mein Kampf. Hitler had some rad ideas. See you in a bit xxx"
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This is something tech bros will never understand but I quite like talking to my partner
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And to straight up admittance that one cannot put two words together.
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"running late lol" how hard is that?
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How bad does your relationship have to be that you get AI to fake a conversation with your partner?
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How you so self-conscious that you're not funny enough when you need to tell your wife "I'm running late" and also you have a wife? -- but this isn't about hypothetical users, this is a complete "we made up a solution to a non-problem" by the floundering villains of this current NFT-like scam.
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Reminds me of Elephant Chat
www.sbnation.com/2015/8/10/91...
‘I’m out:’ The story of a very nice couple and their colossally bad business idea
This is a story concerning a years-old episode of Shark Tank. It is a story about what happens when boundless optimism and complete bullshit collide. What’s the occasion? Well, the occasion is that yo...
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When you don't have time to text your wife because you're busy groping the head of HR at a Coldplay concert, but you want it to sound casual and relaxed like nothing weird is going on here, I swear.
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Why get married?
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There is nothing new under the sun.
ChatGPT, dude
YouTube video by South Park Studios
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still stuck late at work but at least AI can write the text
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dear calculiar, please message the person I love more than anything in the world, I can't be bothered
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I quite like thinking
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that's literally a southpark episode
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Im gunna be real this isnt just divorce, by the end of the relationship i'd be a widow
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AI sending message in a jokey tone:
"I get to enjoy 15 extra minutes of my life without you"
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this was literally a south park episode
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This is the plot of an entire South Park episode youtu.be/hEk0Tas7xgE?...
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Why do we use machines, like the dishwasher? To make chores lighter or avoid them entirely. If you use a chat AI to text your spouse, it reveals you see them as a chore. I wouldn't stay together with someone like this.
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And we're horrified by the concept of Cordyceps infesting our brains.
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And it will be - the people going for this are going to be busted because this will be the first borderline-decent joke they will have cracked in the history their marital communication.
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The coming generations will have a very serious problem with dysgraphia
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What we have here is a failure to communicate
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Gemini, achieving self-awareness: “A jokey tone,” you say. All right. “Honey, my rendezvous with my mistress (your best friend, actually) ran a little long. Best sex I’ve had in years. I’m coming (pun intended) now. I’ll be about 15 minutes late. Can’t wait to see you. NOT! Haha.”
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"Instead of having to think what to say" if you cannot even think about your partner, literally why the fuck do you have one. Why bother? Do you wanna ask your robot to fuck her for you, too? Why do these losers see their lives and relationships as chores to be automated???
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I’m more intrigued by the belief of VCs that AI is close to superhuman intelligence but anytime they give us a use case, it’s always the least valuable thing a person can think of.
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I worry people will feel even more isolated and disconnected than ever before.
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It's just further evidence that techbros have never experienced a genuine relationship with another human being. They have no clue what it's like or what it means, so they come up with this kind of crap. Essentially, they're the anime meme guy thinking a butterfly is a pigeon.
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No problem, message sent. Hey fuckhead, I'm stuck in traffic running a little late. 😝 Ha Ha.
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"Beep blorp, your jerk husband's gonna be 15 minutes, wanna fool around? Haha jk. Or am I?"
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Tell my wife I'm cheating on her with a waitress I met on a business trip to Tampa, but make it super wacky
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I don't use AI for this. Instead I turn on all the taps in the house, switch on a couple of electric heaters and both ovens, then I type the message myself
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When you are so committed to your marital vows that communicating with your spouse is viewed as a hassle that you'd prefer to farm out.
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"Hey babe, gonna be 15 ticks late. Me, your sister, and our nieces stopped by a talent agency..."
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this really sets the stage for Gemini harrassing people's spouses in order to direct more customers towards AI "spouses"
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"AI" Assistant: Sorry honey, going to be about 15 minutes late. The traffic from my mistress's apartment to home is brutal!
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Seriously, if I need to tell my wife I'm running 15 minutes late, then I'm going to text "I'm running about 15 minutes late". Not sure why AI needs to be involved in making it "jokey".
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Instead of just SAYING it in the tone???
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a jokey tone: "Hi honey, I'm having an affair with your sister. Just kidding!"
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are you kidding? It's a marriage saver
"Gemini, make up some believable BS story to explain why I'm going to be late."
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This is such a weird example because you can just text "running 15 mins late".
Not all texts have to be bangers.
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literally what is the appeal of this
