Heartfelt Apology Robs Man Of Cherished Grudge theonion.com/heartfe...
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Psh. Rookie. If that were a REAL grudge, there is no such thing as an apology that would actually affect it.
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It's time to boycott the oligarchs. Money is the only thing they understand. Full boycott guide pinned to my feed.
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Gonna have to give some care and feeding to the other lesser grudges, my man. Start by telling people who will easily co-sign that shit for you all about that resentment disguised as a story or as a little confession, to throw them off.
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Haha very insightful!
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Us Irish love a grudge. Scots too
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What a wimp! This is why apologies to me have to be written in blood.
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What are we without grudges? 🤷
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He doesn't seem to understand about grudges. He may have cherished his, but he surely didn't nourish it properly. In my family, grudges are lifelong -- at least.
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Now THIS is news 🙂
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Apologizing is a sign of weakness! Time to strike hard like a warrior! To Valhalla!
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Italians often mourn when their nemesis dies. It's considered a major loss.
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Never give up on your grudge.
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I feel so seen; and roasted.
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That's the worst.
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... do what I do... reject the apology... continue that precious grudge👍
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I hate it when that happens.
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I feel seen
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"If you ever loved me, don't rob me of my hate!"
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It’s the actual worst.
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Well what am I supposed to do with every second of free thought if not calculate and rehearse on how I will decimate my nemisis? 😢
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I hope that no one robs me of my self pity also.
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Me when democrats are actually doing well and fighting trump
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😂😂😂
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Extremely similar feeling to "Worst Person You Know Just Made A Valid Point" or "Extremely Cringy Person Argues in Favor of Your Point in Awful Ways"
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If only Jason would have apologized to George Costanza for the whole 'big, bald head neck hole'/sweatshirt issue, he never would have gone back to drinking......
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Wait a second…this guy is in the band Diet Cig. @bencollins.bsky.social do you know him?
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This scene lives in my head rent free www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN9n...
Ted Lasso - Roy Kent forgives Jamie
YouTube video by Crusey1988
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How dare he get robbed of his grudge? The audacity!
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That's going in the Book
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I feel ya, man.
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I UNDERSTAND THIS. Dammit I’m old and entitled to a good grudge.
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I don’t care. Not gonna fool me with your apology. I still have that grudge until I die #scorpio
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I would rather shoot someone in face then admit I was wrong.
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Better than 6 shooter!
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What kind of monster can rob a man of the only reason he has to get out of bed?
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Thoughts and prayers! ;-)
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“No, but….I was going to despise you for all of eternity. 🥺”
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lol
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Get on your feet! Get out there and make a new enemy.
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I know how he feels 😔
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I think I got one of these today and it added 5 years to my lifespan
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You hate to see it
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My grandmother revived grudges agates people as her dementia progressed. No possibility of a heartfelt apology messing things up.
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No longer shall ye polish the knob of grievance.
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My sister said "Trump forever" so that's how long the grudge will last.
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This honestly made me think if I have a grudge against someone.
I don't because I'm a dumb ass who needs to mind his own business.
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Applying the lipstick and reflecting. That's good. You'll never know when you need a good rifleman.
